I live in Seattle proper, in one of the steeper neighborhoods. Having left for Christmas I now have to park 3 blocks from my house when I get home...I pushed my luck a couple years back and slid two full blocks downhill and a total 360 in a 4wd in 4low. I came to a stop on a cross street just before continuing down the next block. But I digress...
I'd argue that you're devaluing the character of the American West, and our ever diminishing rural landscapes.
Cities aren't inherently superior.
(And I know you're a nice fella as well. We've both been here for a decent chunk of time.)