I'd argue that you're devaluing the character of the American West, and our ever diminishing rural landscapes.
Cities aren't inherently superior.
(And I know you're a nice fella as well. We've both been here for a decent chunk of time.)
I don't know that I'd describe individual performances the same way the OP did, but there's a lot of meat left on the bone by this offense. Which is kind of crazy and exciting.