Johnny Hammersticks

I'm jealous. I love Jamaica. Especially Negril. Enjoy!!

She's flat out lying and will be shredded on the stand by any competent neuropsychologist. The way the injury is described, there is no way she is experiencing this degree of long-term memory loss.

<gulp> Well...that was about the ugliest excuse for a ‘Cuse basketball team I’ve seen in a while ?‍♂️ Not that I expected to beat Louisville, but damn, we would have got worked by Louisville’s club team tonight. Yuck, just yuck.

Gendert Turfnoggle?

I recline. I don’t mind if others recline in front of me. I don’t care if others behind me care if I recline my seat. I paid for the seat, it declines, I’m going to recline the mofo if I please. That said, if the person seated behind me really had a problem with me reclining, they would get much better results talking to me like a grown up than punching the back of my head rest.

I need to see pics of this bird. Whoa. Too much woman for me ?

Looks like Jennifer Lawrence with the Corona Virus.

Aright Olsen, make your ? announcement!

Mannnnnnnn....I’m equally as perplexed. Buddy and Eli have been trash. Girard and Guerrier have stepped up, but it hasn’t been enough. Unless we beat Louisville and go really far in the ACC tourney, I think we’re NIT bound.

That’s one ripe petunia!!

We’re producing soft generation after soft generation of US citizens, and you want seatbelts.....on a school bus? Why don’t we just eliminate tackle football and replace it with ultimate frisbee? Make college free for everyone? ???

Fahhhhhhque!

Sure we have a chance. All we have to do is win the ACC tourney ??‍♂️

Hey! Thanks y’all! Much appreciated.

Huge game tonight. LGO ?!

Couple questions...how much would it be in American dollars, and do you get a private room or do you have to get your BJ with shame in the middle of the coffee shop?

But who replaces Daboll? I’m open to ideas as I am not a huge fan, but no one ever says <blank> would be a better option than Daboll. Who’s on your shirt list to replace him, Daboll critics?

Or vice versa ??‍♂️ I guess I’m in then. You’re quite the salesperson.

So the consequence for failing at No Challenges Challenge 2020....is a challenge? ?

I always spring for the fast pass. I’m not waiting in line with the stinky, sun burned peasant masses. Yuck.

This is turning into the Festivus thread.

It got weird when elementary school principals started doing the “pull my finger” challenge, and posting the videos on twitter. There were a couple sharting incidents...kids were traumatized. It fizzled out quickly.

First, I want to tell you that I love this OP. Pure gold. I also think you should know that you’ve taken on the daunting “no challenge challenge.” May the force be with you.

I rode the Comet for the first time this summer, as my son was finally tall enough to ride all the coasters at 6 Flags Lake George. It was okay, but really tough on the body. I think just about everyone got off the ride holding their head/back and complaining about pain. It’s like taking a 5 minute ride in an industrial sized drier ?

By the smell of the toilet paper...duh.