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  1. Johnny Hammersticks
    What haveI learned from this thread? Some of you eat some really disgusting *****.
  2. Johnny Hammersticks
    Hahahahahaha!
  3. Johnny Hammersticks
    Every character on Friends.
  4. Johnny Hammersticks
    Pitcher for the Dynos is pretty good.
  5. Johnny Hammersticks
    Go Samsung!!
  6. Johnny Hammersticks
    I don’t know whether to salivate or to grab my children and run into the forest screaming for our lives. This sounds both delicious and repugnant.
  7. Johnny Hammersticks
    My wife has an immune disorder ?
  8. Johnny Hammersticks
    Okay, you’ve piqued my interest. What do you use as a binding agent for your tuna salad? Actually, I think your fish/mayo rule is completely off base. Ever try tartar sauce, Sir? Hmmmmmmmm?
  9. Johnny Hammersticks
    Cats don’t eat their own poop either. I’ve never owned a cat, but they seem kind of like goldfish from a master-pet interaction perspective.
  10. Johnny Hammersticks
    Minced onions, celery and carrots. Light mayo. Salt and pepper. Some of you people put waayyyyyy too much mayo in your tuna salad. It’s repugnant.
  11. Johnny Hammersticks
    He got him with the AI crossover (AKA UTEP two step) before the jump. Totally threw the dog out of his athletic stance.
  12. Johnny Hammersticks
    I was driving my son to a hockey tourney this winter, stopped at a little deli for breakfast, and all they had left for “ready to go” sandwiches was a plain bagel with cream cheese and salami. I did not sound good to me, but I got it anyway because I was starving. It was really delicious! Something about the combination of the salami and cream cheese.
  13. Johnny Hammersticks
    Hey...settle down Bruce Banner. Woah now. Big daddy hammersharts is here to do some deep breathing with you. We don’t want to see what happens when a poster ends a sentence with a preposition.
  14. Johnny Hammersticks
    Ham and Swiss. Mayo, lettuce, slice of tomato on white bread. Almost always have everything on hand to make one.
  15. Johnny Hammersticks
    Dawkins under contract for 1 more year. I think they could move on from him and figure OT out through draft and FA, if needed. Again, I don’t think Beane’s going to pay anyone more than they’re worth, and Dawkins is not a top 5 LT in the NFL. Not even close. Sometimes GMs need to make tough decisions.
  16. Johnny Hammersticks
    I don’t see any position areas as being “major concerns.”
  17. Johnny Hammersticks
    Contracts are going to continue to go up regardless. I don’t think Beane will overpay anyone. Not worried.
  18. Johnny Hammersticks
    Pierce Brosnan?
  19. Johnny Hammersticks
    Patrick Stewart. Next...
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    Boioioioioioing!!!! She’s just my flavor. Top heavy and just the right amount of “thick.” 45 years old too. Nice!
  21. Johnny Hammersticks
    Oh, I thought you were Korean ?
  22. Johnny Hammersticks
    What?! lmao
  23. Johnny Hammersticks
    Seinfeld is #1 and it isn’t even close, IMO.
  24. Johnny Hammersticks
    You shut your dirty ***** mouth! <pops cannabis edible>
  25. Johnny Hammersticks
    What’s he supposed to say? “Uh, yeah...we are planning to start on time, but let’s be real...we likely will have a shortened season if we have one at all.” ?
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