Johnny Hammersticks

Da’Matress Bell?

Jets suck, Dolphins suck, Patriots suck.

He’s got more chins than a Chinese phone book.

Frankie’s *****ery

Biscuit punched my older brother right in the mouth at a bar on Chippewa back during the SB years. My brother is a wise ass, so I’m sure he deserved it though ?

Bunch of Sallys ?

George Lopez!!!

Overrated?! ?

I just saw something on FB. Tyson vs Holyfield 4 round exhibition on July 11th. Location TBD. Can’t find anything about it online though. Must be FAKE NEWS...SAD!

*NSYNC!!!!

I was wondering if maybe his savings account was getting a little light. Can you imagine how much $ he would bring in for just 1 UFC fight? I know I would pay to see it.

Is Tyson really going to fight someone? Like UFC?

Too hawt man! ????

Uggghhh...when they announced we were trading up I was doing my “Mack dance” in my living room. What a disappointment.

Common man!! I’m not having another child. Surgical measures have made reproduction impossible. Plus I’m 41. Too late to be having babies. It’s my buddy in SF whose wife is having a baby. Her due date is literally a week after the Bills/49ers MNF game. He don’t think wife would take kindly to him gettting all hammered out in Santa Clara (1.5 hour drive from the hospital) so close to the due date.

I may be coming. I have a 49ers fan friend who lives in Napa, and he has invited me out for the game (apparently the winery he works for has a block of season tix). The only issue is that his wife is pregnant and her due date is 12/14. Cutting it kind of close....we'll see.

Interesting to learn that there’s actually a functional purpose as pickle brine is loaded with sodium, potassium and electrolytes. Helps to hydrate and mitigate hangover “symptoms.” Interesting that I’m just learning about this now ?

Why “black 20” I wonder....? Do QB’s get to pick their own cadence?

It’s my wife!! What’s going on here? ?

Off topic a bit, but I went to a bar after my cousin’s wedding in October. Did a few shots of Jameson with a pickle juice chaser. Not really sure why...everyone was doing them. Anyone else ever hear of this?

Irv the perv!!! Yeah, I would.

Pretty good party school. Always had fun visiting friends there. And those deep fried pizzas? Fuggettabboutit!!

Seems like it would taste like a spicy sauerkraut. It’d be down depending on the texture.

Sausage is actually a legume, IIRC.

Yeah, there was one bar near the SUNY ESF property that was only accessible by boat. That place shut down before last summer. The other place in town that we know of was shut down too. Sounded like it was temporary though. There’s the public library and a little general store now, but I kinda liked it without any businesses. It was just so peaceful and relaxing. Good bass fishing too. I couldn’t imagine living there full time though.