Johnny Hammersticks

Gugny says in a sultry manner, “I hear you are a lunch pail type player.” Augie relies, “B&@&h please.....I have a quicker first step than Aaron Maybin!” Then tender embraces...

Yeah, those two need to ***** and get it over with.

Absolutely freaking nothing ?

Happy Birthday Focker

Not sure, but she looks like she wants to speak to a manager.

Dog men are real. I hear them howling in my backyard at night. Be careful out there folks.

Ahhh, yes the ice wall. So do they think the earth is flat like a coin? Say for example we decided to drill straight through the earth to the other side. How long would it take us? Half a day?

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The force is strong with this one....

@CowgirlsFan has a killer recipe for chopped hot dogs and cabbage in the crock pot ?

Pretty much every state I know of in the NE has announced that they will “open schools” in the fall. I am on the health and safety committee for the district in which I am employed (VT), so we have had ongoing discussions with CDC and state reps. Schools re-opening is very much a moving target right now. Even in Vermont, where everything is largely under control (for now), the expectation is that there will be a “blended learning” model in the fall. Although clear as mud, it sounds like kids in school part time in much smaller classes (no recess, specials, lunch eaten in the classroom, teachers move from class to class...not students), and then online learning to supplement. Even though a complete “students in the buildings” model is on the table, no one really expects that to happen. That option, IMO, was put there to placate the public. If cases spike drastically in the region, there will be remote, or online learning again until there is a vaccine. I suspect that most other states, at least in the northeast, are at a similar place. Of course, much of this is just my educated opinion so feel free to delete if needed.@Hapless Bills Fan

A friend brings this dish every year to our Christmas Eve party. They are awesome and there are never any leftovers. She adds raisins, however, which I just pick out because raisins are gross IMO.

I came soooooo close at a bachelor party tourney years ago. My tee shot went (inexplicably) about 80 yards straight up in the air and landed about 2 feet in front of the ladies tees. There were about 12 guys standing behind me cheering, and then booing and laughing when it landed ?

Jaws The Godfather Casablanca or Citizen Kane Bonus for Comedy Rep: Caddyshack

If you don’t hit it past the ladies tee box you have to play the hole with no pants, no?

My wife makes this chicken/broccoli/cheese stuff that she serves over mashed potatoes. All I know is that it has mayonnaise in it along with the milk and cheese. The stuff is friggin delicious. My daughter eats like a finch, and she’ll crush 2 helpings every time. We have it at least once a week during busy hockey/ski season.

Looks like Hans Gruber from Die Hard ??‍♂️

Yeah, but the smell of a fart isn’t the funny part. It’s the snap, crackle, pop that brings the funny!

Pound for pound, Mark’s on Monroe is my favorite plate in Rochester. Bay Hots used to be my favorite, but I see they’re now closed. Dogtown seems to be the new trendy favorite, but I’ve never had one. Also heard of a Charlie’s Restaurant in Webster that is supposed to have a solid plate. Again, never tried it though. I need to get back to the Roc soon.

Agreed.... Tahou’s plates are distinct and the original, however, not the best IMO.

Do deaf people think that farts are funny?

...but is he a breast or leg (chicken) guy whilst making strombolis?

Oh no, body surfing has nothing to do with fishing. Essentially it’s surfing without a surf board. You float on top of the wave until it tosses you over the top and then you tumble under the water until you eventually wash up on shore. Not really a smart thing to do. It’s like being inside a washing machine during the spin cycle.

Bay Hots in Webster was always my favorite, although I probably had way more plates at Mark's on Monroe due to the proximity to the bars. Speaking of bars on Monroe, is Acme still open? That was my home away from home.

I tried my best, but I couldn’t manage to make the photos small enough to embed in a post ??‍♂️