Johnny Hammersticks

Janet Reno. Next.

The only question to ask now...how many comp picks will we get?

You strike me as the type of guy who attends a lot of yoga retreats. No?

Just enroll in college, get your .edu email address, and then purchase your $75 streaming ST account. You don’t even have to go to class if you don’t want to. cha ching!!

As a black man with two bi-racial children, I have learned something very meaningful from this thread. I now know several of you guys who are no longer getting an invite to the Hammersticks’ family Thanksgiving celebration. Yeeeesh!! Some of y’all are very ugly human beings. Makes me very sad, honestly. ??‍♂️

420 and middle aged guy bonded over DTV Sunday Ticket. What a beautiful moment. Edit: Get an Amazon Firestick

So there won’t be any crappy NBA games on tonight?

My wife has a smokin hot divorced friend. She’s single now, but her last relationship was with a transsexual man (woman turned man). How close are you to VT?

Interesting. In the case of my colleague, I wonder if maybe she had some bad experiences dating guys her age. Maybe the older guy makes her feel more safe/secure in the relationship?

Are they ugly?

This particular girl would have no problem getting just about any guy she wanted. Trust me...she’s not a smoke show but she’s very attractive. That’s what makes the situation so confusing to me.

Not sure. I only met her at her interview and spent a few hours with her and a couple colleagues yesterday. She seems like a normal, confident young professional to me. Maybe more will come to the surface in the next few weeks.

Oh, I completely agree. It is a bit of a stunner, however, when you see such vast age disparity between “romantic partners.” Especially when the female is the significantly younger one, makes a lot more money, and is quite attractive ??‍♂️ Nothing wrong...just surprising to see, that’s all. I bet he’s hung like a donkey ?

My employer just hired a third psychologist. She’s fresh out of grad school and probably 24-25 years old. Attractive young lady. A few of us were in the office yesterday and she mentioned that her fiancé was stopping by to drop off her lunch. I almost passed out when I saw him! Guy looked like he was old enough to be her father. When she came back inside she said very casually “He’s 49...I know you guys want to ask.” Everyone just politely brushed it off, but I was thinking the guy must be rich. She shared later that he’s an assistant manager at Starbucks. Whaaaaaa?!?!

Some say you don’t pick the garbage...the garbage picks you.

Hearing good things out of camp about Cam Lewis. Just sayin....

Sounds like Cam Lewis has been playing well in Norman’s absence. He’s got a year on the PS too, so he knows the system.

Basically, college students who have no interest in watching football sell their streaming subscription username and password. That’s my understanding anyway. Students need to have a .edu email address to be eligible. 19.95/month or 79.97 for the season. Know any college students who don’t watch football? ?‍♂️

I usually just call and ask. It may be on your online account also.

This is all I will say to you because I know how dense you are. Things were heading back to crap-tacular in the south well before 5/25 when George Floyd was murdered and the protests began. Back to football.

You really believe this? I mean, really?? I just can’t anymore...??‍♂️? I guess I’m not surprised based on the diarrhea you spray all over the shoutbox.

Just curious. Are you still under contract or month to month? I called last August, but was still under contract until 12/20 so they said they had nothing to offer me. I just called a week ago, month to month now, and they gave me a good deal in like 5 minutes.

No guarantees for sure, but who has more to offer other than carries? I give the nod to Jones, and I think he likely would have never been let go if not for the season ending neck injury in 2018. These guys who are 3rd/4th on the depth chart have to contribute on special teams, and that’s something that Jones happens to excel at. Plus, by all accounts he’s healthy. He was all last season for Houston, IIRC.

There were no personal insults. There is a certain amount of board etiquette that we all try to adhere to. One simple “rule” is that if you’re starting a thread with a quote from another source, at the bare minimum, the OP should provide a link to the article/tweet referenced. In this case there was only a quote/excerpt that was sloppily cut and pasted...with no link...no personal opinion or narrative by the OP. Think of the “critical” replies in this thread as a teaching moment for the OP ? Go Bills

Yeah. Jones was named a team captain in 2018 for his special teams play. He was not retained by Buffalo after the 2018 season due to a serious neck injury which landed him on IR, but he was signed in the spring of 2019 and played a season in Houston. There’s a reason Taiwan was re-signed by Buffalo this year. He’s a special teams monster (as I mentioned one of the best gunners in the NFL), can return punts/kickoffs as needed, and is more than a capable backup RB. And he’s healthy. Look, we all like Wade. It’s a good story and he looks like he has some solid potential. Tremendous athlete. He’ll have his spot on the practice squad and continue to develop. Perhaps he’ll make a roster one day, but the reality is that it’s a long shot. Not trying to be a jerk....just being realistic.