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Johnny Hammersticks

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  1. Oh good god. Imagine the stench those two sweat hogs create in the sack? 🤢🤮
  2. I very much enjoyed The King of Staten Island with Pete Davidson and Bill Burr (directed by Judd Apatow). More than a few laugh out loud moments, and also some good “heart warming” moments. Solid movie that I would recommend highly. $5.99 on Amazon Prime right now, but I got it at Redbox for $1.85.
  3. Vroom Vroom. Love this kid ❤️ ❤️
  4. F, Marry, Kill? Tyrod Taylor, Alex Rodriguez, Donald Trump 😂🤣😆
  5. You touch that damned thermostat and I’ll cut your hand off 😡
  6. Call Patty Tanager the Caddy Manager. Tell him Johnny sent you.
  7. How do these 11 year olds who keep whoppin’ my ass on Modern Warfare afford these things?!
  8. Her lady bits look like she gave birth to a cactus...
  9. Yes, I have reviewed some of her work. You’d think she’d have done a better job disposing of the body with all her experience “digging holes.”
  10. If you haven’t already, try promo code TEAMHUDDLE at checkout.
  11. She steals everything that isn’t nailed down, and nails everything that isn’t... Well I tried ??‍♂️
  12. Happy Birthday, CGF!!
  13. Yes, but it doesn’t mean that you can’t not count on it ?
  14. Honus Wagner
  15. She’s got an incredible set of hammers on her too ??
  16. They were doing the same when I watched the Bucks-Magic game last night. I thought it was pretty cool ??‍♂️
  17. It’s in Rochester. https://recordarchive.com/?utm_source=Google My Business&utm_medium=Google&utm_campaign=Next Ad GMB
  18. Hey...that’s the same solution I use to clean my *****! I’m not a vinyl guy, but my mom has a huge collection and I love to pick out records to play when I visit. We used to go to Record Archive a lot when I was a kid.
  19. Gary Dell’Abate. Next...
  20. I give you guys all permission to take the weekend off. I think this horse has been beaten to death and has already been processed at the glue factory ??‍♂️
  21. Janet Reno. Next.
  22. The only question to ask now...how many comp picks will we get?
  23. You strike me as the type of guy who attends a lot of yoga retreats. No?
  24. Just enroll in college, get your .edu email address, and then purchase your $75 streaming ST account. You don’t even have to go to class if you don’t want to. cha ching!!
  25. As a black man with two bi-racial children, I have learned something very meaningful from this thread. I now know several of you guys who are no longer getting an invite to the Hammersticks’ family Thanksgiving celebration. Yeeeesh!! Some of y’all are very ugly human beings. Makes me very sad, honestly. ??‍♂️
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