Johnny Hammersticks

Oh, I completely agree. It is a bit of a stunner, however, when you see such vast age disparity between “romantic partners.” Especially when the female is the significantly younger one, makes a lot more money, and is quite attractive ??‍♂️ Nothing wrong...just surprising to see, that’s all. I bet he’s hung like a donkey ?

My employer just hired a third psychologist. She’s fresh out of grad school and probably 24-25 years old. Attractive young lady. A few of us were in the office yesterday and she mentioned that her fiancé was stopping by to drop off her lunch. I almost passed out when I saw him! Guy looked like he was old enough to be her father. When she came back inside she said very casually “He’s 49...I know you guys want to ask.” Everyone just politely brushed it off, but I was thinking the guy must be rich. She shared later that he’s an assistant manager at Starbucks. Whaaaaaa?!?!

Some say you don’t pick the garbage...the garbage picks you.

Hearing good things out of camp about Cam Lewis. Just sayin....

Sounds like Cam Lewis has been playing well in Norman’s absence. He’s got a year on the PS too, so he knows the system.

Basically, college students who have no interest in watching football sell their streaming subscription username and password. That’s my understanding anyway. Students need to have a .edu email address to be eligible. 19.95/month or 79.97 for the season. Know any college students who don’t watch football? ?‍♂️

I usually just call and ask. It may be on your online account also.

This is all I will say to you because I know how dense you are. Things were heading back to crap-tacular in the south well before 5/25 when George Floyd was murdered and the protests began. Back to football.

You really believe this? I mean, really?? I just can’t anymore...??‍♂️? I guess I’m not surprised based on the diarrhea you spray all over the shoutbox.

Just curious. Are you still under contract or month to month? I called last August, but was still under contract until 12/20 so they said they had nothing to offer me. I just called a week ago, month to month now, and they gave me a good deal in like 5 minutes.

No guarantees for sure, but who has more to offer other than carries? I give the nod to Jones, and I think he likely would have never been let go if not for the season ending neck injury in 2018. These guys who are 3rd/4th on the depth chart have to contribute on special teams, and that’s something that Jones happens to excel at. Plus, by all accounts he’s healthy. He was all last season for Houston, IIRC.

There were no personal insults. There is a certain amount of board etiquette that we all try to adhere to. One simple “rule” is that if you’re starting a thread with a quote from another source, at the bare minimum, the OP should provide a link to the article/tweet referenced. In this case there was only a quote/excerpt that was sloppily cut and pasted...with no link...no personal opinion or narrative by the OP. Think of the “critical” replies in this thread as a teaching moment for the OP ? Go Bills

Yeah. Jones was named a team captain in 2018 for his special teams play. He was not retained by Buffalo after the 2018 season due to a serious neck injury which landed him on IR, but he was signed in the spring of 2019 and played a season in Houston. There’s a reason Taiwan was re-signed by Buffalo this year. He’s a special teams monster (as I mentioned one of the best gunners in the NFL), can return punts/kickoffs as needed, and is more than a capable backup RB. And he’s healthy. Look, we all like Wade. It’s a good story and he looks like he has some solid potential. Tremendous athlete. He’ll have his spot on the practice squad and continue to develop. Perhaps he’ll make a roster one day, but the reality is that it’s a long shot. Not trying to be a jerk....just being realistic.

Anyone who doesn’t think Taiwan Jones is making the 53 is bananas. He’s one of the best gunners in the league.

? You provided some obligatory substance, so I will oblige. Singletary, Moss, Yeldon, Taiwan Jones (who is making the roster as a ST star), and then Wade. He’s a good story and a decent emergency RB, but let’s not get crazy.

Any thoughts of your own, or are you just cutting and pasting text that someone else recorded/wrote? We used to have a guy around here that served that function ?

You serious, Clark?

Except that particular poster (schmuffalo schmarbarian) was being serious ?

Criminal ?

Hence the reason for keeping Hauschka and Bass. Have Bass do the regular kickoff duties, but every once in a while (at the last second) sub in Hausch to throw the other team a curve ball. He drops a high hanger on the 15 yard line and Pat DiMarco vaporizes the returner. This will lead to many more fumble recoveries on special teams. Genius. Go short on LB’ers. We only really need 2. We play nickel most of the time anyway. Just keep one extra safety. Bingo.

Clearly, anyone who doesn’t like this idea hates America.

My call wasn’t hard at all. I did the usual by saying “cancel service” to the robot lady at the beginning of the call, but when I was transferred to customer retention I was overly nice and polite. Just asked if they had any deals or promotions for a loyal customer. Ten minute call. $45 off for 12 months and ST Max for free. No contract extension, so I’m still month to month. Perhaps your experience depends on whether you get a “call center” here in the US, or one overseas. The representative for my most recent call was clearly from this country. The woman had a southern accent. I have dealt with international call centers in the past, and have had some not so great experiences ?‍♂️

Bummer...

Is that a woman?

That sounds really freaking painful. Poor guy.