Johnny Hammersticks

We only need his foot for a season 😂 In all seriousness though, I’m sure Oak Hill Academy has the finest facilities and athletic trainers. Hell, they probably have a full medical staff including Orthopedists and physical therapists. I’m sure he’ll be well taken care of.

My dick, locked in a cage, right Your dick suffer from stage fright My dick, so hot, it's stolen Your dick look like Gary Coleman

None. My immediate supervisor is a complete dolt, and I am the only person in my organization that can do what I do. And I am good at my job. No reason the be a suck up, but at the same time I am nice to most “authority figures” at work. Those that deserve to be treated with respect, that is...

Would I rather have sex with a manatee? Yes.

My dick.

After watching Herbert, as HC, I would have a hard time keeping him off the field. I think this is the wrong decision for Lynn, personally.

I believe Fitz ran himself out of town with his horrid play after signing his contract extension.

Sure, competition is good and Dodson has proven (IMO) that he should get a shot to compete with Klein. Maybe share snaps and see who comes out on top?

I thought so as well. See him douch’in it up on their Instagram recently.

Beware!! This just happened to me. I was told that I was receiving ST Max for free when I called, and I even confirmed by checking my account online after the call. Today, just as a precaution, I checked my account and not only was I not receiving ST Max for free, I had just paid the first of six $48 installments on my most recent bill. I immediately called and was informed that despite what I was told I was not eligible for the ST promotion. I explained the the woman what I was promised and asked her to reference my most recent call to the customer loyalty dept (which I know they record). She started to walk me through a process by which I could file a grievance with the AT&T corporate office, and I just told her that if I didn’t get ST Max as I was promised that I wanted to cancel. She put me on hold, and after about 15 minutes, came back and said she got approval to give me the promotion. I made her update my account and refund my $48+ while I remained on the phone. Everyone who was promised ST for free CHECK YOUR ONLINE ACCOUNTS!! End PSA....

My middle school lacrosse coach had a female Golden that he would bring to practice every day. He would play fetch with her the entire time while running practice. Her name was Hannah. Loved that dog.

I’s juss jokin with ya man. ✌️

I agree with Doc. It’s all your fault he failed. Poor kid walked into his road test with shattered confidence. Shame on you.

That kid’s a menace behind the wheel!

I believe you can watch the games on YouTube...

How did this dent happen? Doing donuts at the driving range again?

Good luck pooping out a small dent in your car @Gugny!! I only skim the thread titles.

I got a BS driving while using my phone (texting) ticket. He said he saw me texting while driving. The cop wouldn’t even look to see that my phone was hooked up to Bluetooth, and that my last text was 25 minutes prior to being pulled over. My colleague whose son is a trooper told me it wasn’t even worth fighting and to just pay the ticket so I did 🤷🏾‍♂️

First offensive play - Play action fake to Singlary. 8 yard pass to Beasley over the middle. First TD - Allen run First Catch - Beasley First Sack - Hughes First Int - Poyer

I would agree with this. Especially with Morse’s recent comments about Ford receiving a bad rep unfairly last season and how he has noticed improvements in the preseason. I suspect that the RT position is Ford’s to lose, and I don’t think he’d lose it in the preseason. Doesn’t seem like McD’s/Beane’s style.

What a set of hammers! 😍😍

Williams at RG and Ford at RT.

Egg and pepper sangaweeech! One of my favorites.

Clearly you guys missed the joke there.

I very rarely schedule important work meetings on Mondays during the season. We like to go all out 😝