Johnny Hammersticks

Good luck pooping out a small dent in your car @Gugny!! I only skim the thread titles.

I got a BS driving while using my phone (texting) ticket. He said he saw me texting while driving. The cop wouldn’t even look to see that my phone was hooked up to Bluetooth, and that my last text was 25 minutes prior to being pulled over. My colleague whose son is a trooper told me it wasn’t even worth fighting and to just pay the ticket so I did 🤷🏾‍♂️

First offensive play - Play action fake to Singlary. 8 yard pass to Beasley over the middle. First TD - Allen run First Catch - Beasley First Sack - Hughes First Int - Poyer

I would agree with this. Especially with Morse’s recent comments about Ford receiving a bad rep unfairly last season and how he has noticed improvements in the preseason. I suspect that the RT position is Ford’s to lose, and I don’t think he’d lose it in the preseason. Doesn’t seem like McD’s/Beane’s style.

What a set of hammers! 😍😍

Williams at RG and Ford at RT.

Egg and pepper sangaweeech! One of my favorites.

Clearly you guys missed the joke there.

I very rarely schedule important work meetings on Mondays during the season. We like to go all out 😝

If I can switch COVID for Herpes, I’m in!!

@Buffalo Barbarian hit the nail on the head with Tre and Dawkins.

Yep 👍

Looks like Spicoli. Big no from me 🤢

You know what? It might have been an app that was on the television or on the PS4. My wife handles all the tech responsibilities in the household 😂 I am sure, however, that we were able to access the app somehow with our DTV user name and password 🤷🏾‍♂️

Anyone know anything about this kid? I don’t really follow ‘Cuse football.

Ya know. Long flowing hair...facial hair? Get it?

Yeah, we were able to access the HBOMAX app on the Firestick with our AT&T-DTV user/pass. We have Comcast here and they’re a notorious suck fest. Hope things work out.

Watched it. Pretty funny 👍

Well screw you, Keith Stewart!

It smells just like cocaine. Like dollar bills 🤷🏾‍♂️ ....or have I been snorting angle dust?

Coffee with Baileys and a bong hit of some tasty sativa. Switch to bloody marys. Then switch to 14th Star Maple Breakfast Stout. Then switch to Miller Lite for the game. Tequila shots for Bills touchdowns! Wife makes homemade sausage gravy and biscuits with bacon and eggs for breakfast. Typically we get so stuffed at breakfast, we don’t eat again until halftime except for chips and dips. Usual apps are pigs in a blanket (fav of kids) and buffalo chicken wing dip. Making a white chicken chili in the crock pot for dinner with jalapeño cornbread. Go Bills!

That’s the problem. Many of these trouser stain cyclists think they own the road because they’re riding an $8,000 bicycle. They think they’re better than everyone else, and have the right to block up a full lane of traffic. You try to pass them and they get pissed off. You ride behind them because there’s no safe place to pass and they get pissed off. Cycling on public roads should be illegal, IMO, unless they’re not obstructing traffic. Lock em all up.

I hope this is a joke. That looks terrible. Like a pre-pubescent Puerto Rican boy 😂

My trousers just got a little tighter in the front 😍🥰

I sense I’ve hit a nerve. Do you enjoy the comforts of spandex? Do you have a rear view mirror on your bike helmet? A frisbee sized callus on your behind? I’m sorry man. My gut thinks you’re a nice person if that means anything 😘