Johnny Hammersticks

If I had a Wawa near me I’d weight over 300 pounds and ride a tiny motorcycle. I was at a work conference in Philly last January and they had one across the street from my hotel. First stop every morning for a dank cup of coffee, a breakfast burrito, and a chocolate croissant. I also like the little paper packets of salt and pepper. Never know!

I love condiment packets so much that I have an entire drawer devoted to them in my kitchen. Need some duck sauce for your french bread pizza at 2am? I gotcha covered. Marinating beef for jerky and realize you don’t have any soy sauce? No problem. More things should come in packets.

I’d help her stretch out her hip flexors.

Rhonda Smith

I wonder what Peter Pan has planned to celebrate his (?) birthday? Probably a special costume and a good genital stomping. Some carrot cake perhaps...

Hair color and age range (e.g., 20’s, 30’s, etc...)?

Would ya?

Or Merton Hanks. That dude was like a bobble head.

Showoff 😏

Pure Leaf iced tea. No store bought iced to even comes close.

Henry Kissinger

Oh, the things you read on here the day after a loss. Most of you miserable bastards don’t deserve a football team, let alone a player as good as Tre White. The guy was a 1st team all pro last season and has been playing most of the season injured. Now he’s just “pretty good?” Yeah...okay. The chooch OP didn’t even know that Ramsey already signed a huge contract extension in September 🤦🏾‍♂️

Happy Birthday you taxin’ Brit!!

Got it. JWG was a proud democrat serving as a precinct captain in his community during his killing spree. @PastaJoe is up. Good guess but no.

Yeah, this guy actually died in the slammer. Was clowning around and got himself in some trouble with the law.

Dead

Congrats. You have about 13 years to learn how to look scary holding a shotgun.

I don’t get the condiment hate. I mean, I wouldn’t put ketchup on a nice steak. All a good steak needs, IMO, is salt and pepper. I like ketchup on scrambled eggs, hot dogs, burgers, whatever. Ketchup is good. Now, people that dip their french fries in mayonnaise need to be locked in a porto-potty and set on fire. That ***** is nasty.

Nope 👎

This lib snowflake was born in Chicago. Owned a construction company. Very famous. Bathroom break over. BRB 🤪

Striiiiiiiike one!! I’m going to bed. IQ test with a 2nd grader at 8:30. I’ll be back online tomorrow mid-morning.

Probly some Injuns, ***** or orientals.

Ha! I am dominating this thread! 💪. I’m smahhhht! (Fredo) I’m thinking of a person....

Diana Rigg

A SINGLE white female?!