I don’t get the condiment hate. I mean, I wouldn’t put ketchup on a nice steak. All a good steak needs, IMO, is salt and pepper. I like ketchup on scrambled eggs, hot dogs, burgers, whatever. Ketchup is good.
Now, people that dip their french fries in mayonnaise need to be locked in a porto-potty and set on fire. That ***** is nasty.