Johnny Hammersticks

Just for a roll in the hay? Hell YES!

Correct-a-mundo! Also correct.

Is it just me, or does Klein always look hungover as hell?

J. Geils 👍

What does he do now if he is no longer involved in sports?

So a man is on his way home from work and he stops to buy a bouquet of roses for his lovely wife. He walks in the door and hands the flowers over to his bride with a big smile on his face. Snidely, his wife says “Great, now I guess I have to spread my legs.” The man replies “Don’t you have a vase or something?”

Okay coach! Let’s go to battle!

Did he ever break any records in this sport?

I only go to orgies where food is served. I mean meth and crack too, but I like to munch on Swedish meatballs while I’m sanding the ol’ hardwood 😉

He’s absolutely crushing puss. Who knew?

Someone making bank in that Texans locker room.

Mickey Rooney. Alright, I’m thinking of a person....from Greenland, female, alive but on life support.

Swayze?

Paul Newman

Has he ever done full frontal in a film? <disregard> Has this actor ever won (or been nominated for) an academy award? @Greybeard

American?

Was he also a stand up comedian?

I’ve done just about every hallucinogen in existence. All within a span of about 6 or 7 years during high school and college. Had really great experiences for the most part, but a friend of mine once told me “Every time you do LSD you leave a peace of yourself behind.” Freaked me out. I quit doing hallucinogens my junior year of college after a friend and teammate dropped a 10 strip of some really gnarly blotter acid in my beer. I had a bad time. Was morbidly depressed for almost 2 weeks as a result. Done and done ✌️ I did give a class presentation in college high of my ass on Peyote one time though 😎

How many milligrams per gummy?

How did he die? Also, how did he live?

David Stern

In what capacity was he involved in sports?

Former profession?

Phish played Weedsport, IIRC