Johnny Hammersticks

Is the group NAMBLA?

Is he the husband of one of those dried up hags on real housewives of wherever?

Male, alive, from WNY, is an attorney but not the reason for his fame, not a criminal, not a politician, not on TV regularly but is sometimes interviewed or on reality TV.... Musician? I’m lost here...

And her breasts are waaayyyyy too big for that bikini. Like...dress much?

Is he on TV regularly?

What about flying spiders?!

Where was this person born?

Did he murder someone?

Politician?

Looks like Wake and UNC games will also be postponed. Will we even play 20 games this season? Jeebus....

Yet, you’d probably agree that having Sidibe would be the best fit in the middle of the zone, eh? It’s very complicated. We shall find out soon enough what JB has in mind.

I hear ya, but don’t you think we’ll need Sidibe at the 5 for conference play? Dolezaj is crafty and gets by against the bigs from these smaller programs, but I think we’ll need Sidibe’s length and shot blocking ability against better ACC big men. There lies the dilemma. You want both Dolezaj and Guerrier on the floor. Guerrier could play the 3, but you want Griffin out there to stretch the defense. Good problem to have I suppose. I don’t see Girard losing his starting spot to Kadary, but JG3 will have a short leash for sure. He’s such a defensive liability.

I thought for sure this was going to be an @ExiledInIllinois home video of a camping trip.

I think the dolphin would even work Billy over.

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You referring to Chris McCuomoski?

Miami

Sounds like Andrew Cuomo.

You make a good point. I’ll show myself out 😂

Tom Coughlin

I feel like we spend an inordinate time talking about homemade pizza crust around here.

I’m glad they’re being transparent about the cause of death.

Did he grow up in California on a cantaloupe farm?

Billy Buffalo ain’t kicking anyone’s ass.

I mean, I shouldn’t have chuckled at this....yet here we are. I don’t think McBean would ever sign a player like this.