Johnny Hammersticks

I feel like we spend an inordinate time talking about homemade pizza crust around here.

I’m glad they’re being transparent about the cause of death.

Did he grow up in California on a cantaloupe farm?

Billy Buffalo ain’t kicking anyone’s ass.

I mean, I shouldn’t have chuckled at this....yet here we are. I don’t think McBean would ever sign a player like this.

Was he in show business?

Probably a good thing you didn’t.

What’s the total passing TDS record?

What is happening? NBC is working just fine on my TV and the game is listed on the guide. Is this just certain areas of the country? Edit: I have DTV.

The skunk is one of the most feared mammal on the planet.

Girard was much better last year. His shooting % has dropped nearly 10 points since last season. He’s always been a poor defender, but he has been particularly bad this year. Rutgers went right at him all game long. He looks flat out there....unmotivated, slow, out of shape (maybe?). I wonder if there is something going on with him outside of basketball. Hope he turns it around. We need him.

Like twice a week! I live in Vermont and drive a 2018 Subaru Outback 😂🤣

Whatchu got on my drink, homie!

What was his cause of death?

Individual or team sport?

Was his TV show a drama, comedy, rom-com, dram-com, horror, sci-fi, or other?

Maybe Dan Bilzerian? Looks like he’s always having fun. Playing poker, screwing lots of hot broads, shooting big guns? I know he’s been in legal trouble, but his life seems exciting.

Sounds like a typical fair weather fan to me 🤷🏾‍♂️

I have a few co-workers who are not Bills fans, but talk to me excitedly about watching the games. They’re just entertaining as hell to watch regardless of who you root for.

Good call. I had to work pretty much all day, so I’m ready to crawl into bed with an ice cold orange Gatorade and watch a little TV until I pass out. Probably take a melatonin. Just have to get the kids down to bed.

Where is he from? @BringBackFlutie

Why do we hate Lee Smith now?

Pineapple-strawberry sparkling water. I got sauced last night. Need to hydrate.

Is it Harry Connick Jr?

Nah. Moss will be rebound from this performance and be just fine. Relax.