Johnny Hammersticks

My eyes!! 👀

Chemical castration seems like an appropriate consequence.

Good god man! Please keep that thing away from your tender bits! So, you’re Ken doll clean down there?! 😱 Do you shave your coin purse with that thing too?! 😱 I prefer rubbing alcohol for that clean, cool feeling 😎

I just use the ol’ beard and mustache trimmer. No need to get anything fancy. Very carefully trim around my ball bag, and then put on the adjustable guard and take down my bush a bit. You guys who claim to not keep your junk hair trimmed are crazy. Chicks don’t like the Borat look.

That’s really cool!

Untold: Crimes and Penalties on Netflix is amazing. Highly recommended.

Was a senior in college. Woke up at around 11am after a long night at the bar. Walked out in the hall of my dorm to head to the shower and saw people sobbing in the hallway. Didn’t think much about it in my hung-over state until I got to the cafeteria for lunch and realized what had happened. Crazy.

I work with one. He’s always miserable and never stops complaining. After I got to know him well enough, I felt comfortable pointing his Debbie Downer tendencies in a funny way. He’s still a constant buzz kill, but at least now I can call him out and we laugh about it and lighten the mood.

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I watched every one of Spencer Brown’s snaps again. He was very, very good against Khalil Mack. Dominated him, really. He also impressed me on one play “looking for work” at the second level on run/screen plays. Pancaked a LB nicely.

Doesn’t mean I have to like it. Going to be the downfall of major college sports, IMO. Schools like Syracuse just can’t compete with the likes of these colossal SEC/BIG10/PAC12 schools.

Yeah, smart move by him for the dollars 💵. I don’t blame him one bit. He wants a recruitment with NIL in place. Turning NCAA recruitment into more of a meat market. Forget the G-League idea for high level prospects, now they can make 6 figures by choosing the school that offers the best marketing/exposure. Same reason Chance Westry has wanted to play for Cuse all his life, but is going to commit to a school like LSU or Bama. Sweet 😒

Kamari Lands decommits 😢 Full court press now on Dominic Barlow and Chris Bunch 🤷🏻‍♂️

Has the name of a vet CB we would appreciate even been mentioned? I think the FA market is pretty much tapped out at this point 🤷🏻‍♂️

Gross. Dentures are an immediate deal breaker 🤮

It’s on the list. Just started watching The Walking Dead. About 4 episodes in. We’ll need a few shows to shuffle in. White Lotus looks interesting.

Based on the stuff I saw from Copeland this summer, I’m as high on him as I’ve ever been. He has a very well rounded skill set and improved immensely as a ball handler. He’s also a 6’6” kid with room to grow into his frame. A year at IMG with elite coaching, facilities and competition will also surely help his development.

Justin Taylor will be joining Quadir Copeland at IMG for their senior seasons. Love it 😊

Cargo shorts. They may not currently be in style for the 4” inseam millennials, but I know if I’m going to battle zombies or the taliban, I can keep lots of supplies in those pockets.

Loved Mare of Easttown, but the ending (IMO) was so all over the damn place. Love me some twists and turns, but the last couple episodes seemed like they were written by M Night Shyamalan on a meth bender. That said, I would be all in for a season 2.

I never pee in pools because there’s this chemical in there that turns the water red if you do. Surprised no one posting in this thread is aware of this.

Mike McCarthy has the personality of a fart.

The Serpent on Netflix gets 5.7/10 hammersticks. Worth a watch, but the story got redundant and dull after a while, IMO.

I don’t drink soda all the time. Usually it’s straight gin in my coffee cup. But when I do it’s diet Dr Pepper.

Are unvaccinated fans going to be “required” to wear masks outside in their seats? This is unclear to me.