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Johnny Hammersticks

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  1. You better get your priorities in order, bub.
  2. Have you been under a rock? He publicly stated that if he was drafted after the 3rd round he wouldn't sign with the team and re-enter the 2016 draft.
  3. I meet budding sociopaths every day at work. Frequently, I meet their parents who are sometimes full blown sociopaths. It's become the norm.
  4. I am aware of these terms, as the words "teachable" and "trainable" were once used to describe differing levels of cognitive impairment. Can you imagine? "Well Mrs. Gunderson, the good news is that cognitive testing indicates that Timothy is a Moron and not an Idiot, so there is hope that he will find his place in this world."
  5. I feel like the longer this drags out, the better chance we have of landing Collins. I feel like if Miami was his preference, he would have made his decision by now. Just my suspicion.
  6. Out. Have to coach a lacrosse game that afternoon. As of 06/19 I am on summer vacation until late August. My schedule will be wide open. Can't wait to meet up with you guys.
  7. Hey! Good to have you back diggz!! I'll admit, I was screaming at the television when they picked Darby. I really wanted AJ Cann at 50 and thought we were going to land him. The more I hear about Darby, however, I think it might have been a smart pick as he looks to be McKelvin's eventual replacement. I think with his athletic prowess, and his press coverage ability, Rex and Donnie Henderson can make him into a stud CB. I don't always agree with the personnel moves, but different than prior regimes, I actually trust Whaley and crew to make the right personnel decisions. First time I have felt this way in a long time.
  8. I was thinking the same thing. I can't recall kdiggs being so persistently negative in the past, but his posts lately have been troll-tastic. Everyone is entitled to their opinion, and no one should be "sunshine and rainbows" all the time. But if you never have anything positive to say, why waste your energy posting on here? Time to cheer for the Jets...I hear they got a high draft grade.
  9. Good lord!! Thank you?
  10. I didn't think she was even that old. Looks like 15-16 to me. Pretty young lady. I guess my perspective on "gawking" at pretty teenagers has changed since my daughter was born. I'm not judging, however, it seems she is fair game if that's your thing. Gawk away!
  11. Holy smokes!! Has there ever been a man born with two penises? I really need to know this...
  12. Is she even old enough to be called hot without feeling creepy?
  13. Hung over for 8am soccer practice with my son. Grocery shopping and then doing some chores around the house. Have some friends coming over for grillin and chillin on our new back deck. Drink tequila until I say something offensive, anger the wife, and then pass out in my recliner. Good Saturday in Vermont.
  14. I'm speechless. What just happened?
  15. I think you're drastically overestimating this team's needs. However, I wouldn't be opposed to a trade down.
  16. He was a beast at the Senior Bowl, IIRC. Very quick for his size.
  17. For some reason I feel like you haven't been paying much attention to the TRBJ "saga."
  18. You're asking a bunch of strangers who don't know you personally "what is wrong with me." It seems like instead you might ask this of a therapist. I'm not poking fun at you. It sounds like you may need some professional help.
  19. 1. Jameis Winston: Tampa Bay 2. Marcus Mariota: Tennessee 3. Amari Cooper: Oakland 4. Todd Gurley: San Diego 5. Brett Hundley: NY Jets $10 Bonus - Who the Bills pick: Stephone Anthony, LB, Clemson
  20. It's not so much the being married part, it's the having 2 small children part that kills our sex life. Nothing more "unsexy" than having your 4 year old walk in your bedroom when you're going at it. Also, having a baby monitor in the room, hearing every breath and whimper, doesn't exactly help.
  21. I was going to say the same thing. I've never seen a skinny coke-head get fat. Also, she looks like she received a lobotomy.
  22. Well no, it's actually true. Although I do exaggerate to some extent. After posting I did think about that movie though. Hilarious.
  23. Yeah, but take a girl to a ball game and get a few dogs. You smear packets of that red stuff on your hot dog, and her 'hoo-ha" dries up like the Sahara Desert.
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