Johnny Hammersticks

Per Schefter not career ending... https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/617812679156215809 Beat me to it!!

Perhaps DC2 will be ready to go for 2015-16.... http://www.syracuse.com/orangebasketball/index.ssf/2015/07/syracuse_big_man_dajuan_coleman_on_his_physical_progress_after_knee_surgery.html We need him so, so bad this year. Go Orange!

I was thinking more like locked inside a rancid porto-potty and set on fire. Only way to stop the burning is dive down into the hole....and then they drag you out and pull your skin off with pliers.

Who is the guy who pulled a F-16 fighter jet with fishing line tied to his nipples? That guy is my favourite.

Good lord! I'm becoming desensitized to this madness.

I passed gas in a package of roast beef, and left it at the cashier counter at a supermarket in Texas.

Diced roasted lamb, peanut butter and tuna fish. Dollop of miracle whip. Chocolate sprinkles.

Canadian women in general. You guys grow beautiful women on trees up there, eh CBF?

Does your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?

According to John Belushi they did.

That's for bombing Pearl Harbor, Germany!!

Spotify. 9 bucks a month. All the music you could ever possibly handle and more. You can also "download" playlists that can be played off line. I believe there is a 48 hour trial if you're interested.

I drank one of those Monster Rehab drinks (the red one) one my drive from Syracuse to Vermont yesterday. Holy crap! By the time I was half way done I felt like I had just hoovered a pile of Columbian marching powder. I don't know how you can drink those regularly. They are tasty though.

I'm very open minded. Just not in public.

Lemonade. I love it and so should you.

https://twitter.com/cusesigel/status/615146567058767872 7' 2" center Paschal Chukwu accepts offer and will transfer to Syracuse. Will have 3 years eligibility after sitting 15-16 season. Good news. Will be a nightmare in the middle of that zone.

^^^This I think he is being unreasonable.

It's a virtual trip (vacation). Like in the movie Total Recall.

I have to work for 28 more years to collect my full pension. Uggh. When I retire I plan on eating soft foods, complaining about the squirrels in my backyard, and take frequent naps.

Try Tony D's on Exchange. You won't regret it. Pontillos is pretty good too. I know it was probably because I was hammered on Monroe Ave, but I always enjoyed the pizza at Acme.

And then there is this... http://ftw.usatoday.com/2015/06/joel-embiid-told-jahlil-okafor-the-night-before-the-draft-that-he-was-going-to-be-on-the-76ers

I thought for sure they were going to draft Okafor and move him. With Embiid, Noel, and now Okafor...that's one crowded front court. I think either Noel or Embiid (more likely Noel) will be moved. I think they should have gone with Mudiay, but I get the BPA element.

The Rangers have already turned down an offer including two second round picks, plus. http://www.blueshirtbanter.com/2015/6/23/8831899/cam-talbot-trade-glen-sather-has-rejected-an-offer-worth-two-second I think they really want a first rounder. Is he better than Ilia Samsanov?

This is very good news. Thanks Pooj.

http://www.nunesmagician.com/2015/6/25/8841459/su-hoops-recruiting-2016-syracuse-dream-school-alterique-gilbert This article does well to illustrate my concerns related to Tyus Battle and current recruiting. Alterique Gilbert, another highly touted 2016 guard (many even think better than Tyus), has reported that recently Syracuse has slowed down in recruiting him. The kid has said for som time that Syracuse is his "dream school." Many think he is a slam dunk recruit for JB, Hop and crew. They are taking a big gamble here with Tyus, and it damned well better pay off. One slightly encouraging tid bit....as of this writing Tyus has not announced his final official visit. This suggests to me that it is Duke v Cuse to the finish.