Johnny Hammersticks

You actually have a bum policy? Is it written down somewhere? What if it is a really charming bum? What if the bum did a magic trick for you? Would if you had exactly .72 in your pocket? Would you give the bum .60, and keep the other .12? Of course you wouldn't. Do you get to write off bum donations on your taxes?

Championship Gosh, you guys are slow today.

/thread lmao

...and I raised him to be a Bills fan. I don't think I'm winning any father of the year awards.

You make a fair point.

Not secure in your masculinity?

Pooj?

I recently got harassed by one of these creeps while pulling out of a Price Chopper parking lot. The guy looked really rough, and I had my kids in the car, so I just ignored him. Just kept staring forward. When the light turned green the guy started swearing at me. Called me a cheap f$&@ing @$$hole. My son got really scared. I thought about calling the police, but I figured the guy had it bad enough.

Could be worse. Harry?

Your last name is Kunts? Holy crap.

Emily Ratajkowski anyone? I watched Gone Girl last night, and when she opened her blouse and exposed those chesticles I nearly ruined the sofa. I can't post a pic from my phone, but YOWZA!! Makes you want to smack your momma!

She does have kind of a weird looking face, but I'd do her a favor and "crush it."

Cletus is just a good person. Generous and thoughtful.

You do your best to defend idiots and dullards everywhere you go. Keep fighting the good fight, my handwich friend.

Well if Tom could f$&k himself, he wouldn't have time to come on here and point out all of the idiocy. What would we do then? Anarchy!

Agreed. I'll go one further and say it's blatantly disrespectful. Blasphemous.

Yeesh....lighten up on our TBD resident grump, man. Axe to grind?

Please excuse my ignorance...casual NHL fan here. Is this a "big deal" move for Buffalo if they land Bylsma? I'm aware of his coaching history with the Penguins, and his success in turning that team around, but critics seem to criticize his rigidity and seeming inability (reluctance?) to make adjustments to his coaching style. Is this a big fish like Babcock?

Kidsmeller

Anyone ever try a pickle back shot? Jameson with a pickle juice chaser? I never have, but it seems to be popular at the bars. Maybe to curb hangovers?

Still considers Rob Johnson the greatest Bills QB of all time.

Didn't this happen near Albany within the past couple years? Jeebus!!

I love his "no nonsense/none of our damned business" persona. This defense is going to be fun to watch. Let's hope the offense can move the chains and keep them fresh.

Rain this morning ruined our plans for a hike. Binge watching Band of Brothers until LAX championship game at 1:00 on ESPN. Hoffman hots and snappy grillers for lunch.

Thinks "1st base" is sharing a hot pocket in the break room with a female co-worker. Thinks "2nd base" is an invitation to bible study at his church. Behind closed doors, with pleasure grunts muffled as to not alert his mother, has frequent vigorous sex with a fur glove named Doug.