Johnny Hammersticks

Emily Ratajkowski anyone? I watched Gone Girl last night, and when she opened her blouse and exposed those chesticles I nearly ruined the sofa. I can't post a pic from my phone, but YOWZA!! Makes you want to smack your momma!

She does have kind of a weird looking face, but I'd do her a favor and "crush it."

Cletus is just a good person. Generous and thoughtful.

You do your best to defend idiots and dullards everywhere you go. Keep fighting the good fight, my handwich friend.

Well if Tom could f$&k himself, he wouldn't have time to come on here and point out all of the idiocy. What would we do then? Anarchy!

Agreed. I'll go one further and say it's blatantly disrespectful. Blasphemous.

Yeesh....lighten up on our TBD resident grump, man. Axe to grind?

Please excuse my ignorance...casual NHL fan here. Is this a "big deal" move for Buffalo if they land Bylsma? I'm aware of his coaching history with the Penguins, and his success in turning that team around, but critics seem to criticize his rigidity and seeming inability (reluctance?) to make adjustments to his coaching style. Is this a big fish like Babcock?

Kidsmeller

Anyone ever try a pickle back shot? Jameson with a pickle juice chaser? I never have, but it seems to be popular at the bars. Maybe to curb hangovers?

Still considers Rob Johnson the greatest Bills QB of all time.

Didn't this happen near Albany within the past couple years? Jeebus!!

I love his "no nonsense/none of our damned business" persona. This defense is going to be fun to watch. Let's hope the offense can move the chains and keep them fresh.

Rain this morning ruined our plans for a hike. Binge watching Band of Brothers until LAX championship game at 1:00 on ESPN. Hoffman hots and snappy grillers for lunch.

Thinks "1st base" is sharing a hot pocket in the break room with a female co-worker. Thinks "2nd base" is an invitation to bible study at his church. Behind closed doors, with pleasure grunts muffled as to not alert his mother, has frequent vigorous sex with a fur glove named Doug.

Enjoys the scent of his own farts.

This is next on my list after I finish Shameless, which BTW, is pretty darn good.

Is the northeastern regional Vice President of NAMBLA.

^ Thought that I should use warm Vaseline to remove splattered egg from my car windshield when it was -65 F.

Just did some chicken quarters marinated in Dinasaur BBQ Mojito marinade (highly recommended). Grilled Rosemary corn, and a kale and spinach salad with toasted walnuts, goat cheese, and a homemade citrus/tarragon vinaigrette. Took the family out for ice cream, and put my daughter down to bed. Now I'm going to play Mario Cart on the Wii with my Son. What a great day! Beautiful weather.

Mead has a vintage collection of Boone Farms and Carlo Rossi in his wine cellar.

When you were a bank teller, the only flavors of lollipops you had were the crumby ones...butterscotch, pineapple, and beef gravy.

Taking the Hammersticks tribe on a hike at a nearby gorge, followed by BBQ ribs, grilled corn on the cob, and cole slaw. Down a few beers and watch DVR'd lacrosse nat'l championship game with my son.

I enjoy craft beers as much as the next Pooj, but after mowing the lawn on a hot summer day, give me a miller or coors lite.

I just watched the Mike and Mike segment with Erin and Jimbo. Wow, she is an impressive young lady with a very bright future. Jim just kind of sat there and listened to her speak, but you could see the pride in his eyes. I definitely will be getting a copy of this book.