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Johnny Hammersticks

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  1. Seems legit. I hope your memorandum of understand terms is up to snuff.
  2. Obviously you missed that tuna melt class in culinary school.
  3. Haha....my grandma calls the pharmacist the drugist.
  4. Hopefully just a freak thing that hasn't been reported yet. Holding out of mandatory OTA's would be a very poor decision for a 2nd year 7th round pick.
  5. The only way I see this happening is if Mathis really, really wants to come to Buffalo and is willing to take a discount. This will likely be his last contract, and I have to believe that there are 4-5 other teams that have the need for Mathis and much more $ to throw around. This would be a luxury acquisition.
  6. They're going to sneak back into prison once they realize the food is better there than in Canada.
  7. Nice try pal. They don't have evening services. The poisonous snakes that they use in their rituals are not nocturnal creatures.
  8. Dude! This bird, that he isn't even really dating, told him that he would need to miss the Bills/Jags game (IN OCTOBER) because he would be in church! And she was serious!
  9. Karlos Williams will have >7 TD's
  10. Yeah, and not even bad in a good way...
  11. I like the fake stuff. Just syrup and butter on pancakes. Syrup, butter, fruit and whipped cream on waffles.
  12. Bills tweets are like crack for the offseason. Now if you were a crack head....would you want a bunch of crack all the time, or just one big crack party every year? I thought so...
  13. Doing his wife while smoking a cig? Now that is comedic genius.
  14. You two have been "dating" for such a short time, and she's already making your plans for a Saturday morning in October? Yeah man, run away as fast as you can. Change your phone number and move to North Dakota. Craaaazzzzeeeee! Oh yeah, she has crazy friends because she is also crazy. Crazy women like to surround themselves with girlfriends who are only slightly more crazy than themselves to make them look better by comparison. It's a fact.
  15. That settles it. TRBJ is Kevin Bacon from Footloose.
  16. Buy airfare to Toronto so you can attend that big cripple orgy.
  17. They're would probably be an uncomfortable period, when you first arrived to the orgy, where you'd have to weed through the really disgusting mongrels until you find something "do-able."
  18. Hire someone to kill your cigarette smoking neighbor, so you don't have to say hi to him anymore.
  19. Shady McCoy. He got paid a handsome sum of money to come to a team that wants him and will give him 25-30 carries a game. He is coming from a team that, seemingly, was tired of his act and did not want him around. Let's see whatcha got, LeSean.
  20. And unlike Antonio Cromartie, he can still name all of his kids when put on the spot. Duh dum tish
  21. I'm worried. Someone should totally call the fed's.
  22. Is there a name for fear of sharting in public?
  23. Definitely going to need a center with DC2's future as uncertain as it is right now. I can't imagine having Chino starting at the 5.
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