Johnny Hammersticks

5 pages before a nazi reference? Common guys!

Light the candles, open a nice bottle of champagne, and bang a chicken sandwich in a plastic bottle. Oh, to be young again....

Sounds like a freak, and looks like a circus freak. I'd give it a go.

Happily married is an oxymoron. Everybody knows that.

You two are like a married couple.

His behavior sounds fairly benign, however, I think Richie should be more careful about being drunk in public. All it takes is one other meathead to retaliate, and Richie could end up in a tussle with police involvement. Bad news.

I never had a 10, but one night I had five 2's. ~Carlin~

Jesus hosed you for the 2.54 in shipping tho.

Yeah, I'm not buying it. Maybe if Buffalo hadn't drafted "Uncle" Karlos Williams. No way.

Really? This needs to be squashed. Dareus is an elite NFL player. Probably #1 or #2 DT in the league. Steffan Charles? Common man!!!!

Stud: Melvin Gordon (he's going to be a star IMO). Dud: DeMarco Murray (won't get as many touches, and will be longing for his old o-line).

Karlos Williams. The guy is a freakshow. Special teams ace, and I think he is going to get 8-12 carries per game. A lot of goal line work.

Oh, that's the photo Gugly puts on his farmers only.com profile.

That must have been a suicide attempt.

You should totally do it, Mead.

You actually have a bum policy? Is it written down somewhere? What if it is a really charming bum? What if the bum did a magic trick for you? Would if you had exactly .72 in your pocket? Would you give the bum .60, and keep the other .12? Of course you wouldn't. Do you get to write off bum donations on your taxes?

Championship Gosh, you guys are slow today.

/thread lmao

...and I raised him to be a Bills fan. I don't think I'm winning any father of the year awards.

You make a fair point.

Not secure in your masculinity?

Pooj?

I recently got harassed by one of these creeps while pulling out of a Price Chopper parking lot. The guy looked really rough, and I had my kids in the car, so I just ignored him. Just kept staring forward. When the light turned green the guy started swearing at me. Called me a cheap f$&@ing @$$hole. My son got really scared. I thought about calling the police, but I figured the guy had it bad enough.

Could be worse. Harry?

Your last name is Kunts? Holy crap.