Johnny Hammersticks

Oh thank goodness, he is so horrible.

I was at TC tonight. Some thoughts... EJ looked very good tonight. I'm not sure where he stands in the pecking order, but he is clearly the best "thrower" of the lot. He made several very good long throws tonight. That one that was dropped by Thigpen was a shame. Tyrod was okay. He made some good throws and some terrible throws. Perhaps Cassell and Simms were so bad it made him look decent by contrast. Cassell throws like a girl...I'm sorry. His deep throws are wobbly and float. No...just please no. Simms was bad. I have nothing to say about him because he was so forgettable. No quarterback...I repeat...no quarterback had much success against the first defense. They are just scary. In fact, during that Taylor to Watkins long TD that everyone is gushing about, Kyle Williams beat his guy immediately and would definitely have sacked him. Kyle literally stood there for 1.5 seconds before Tyrod threw the ball. Sammy did some things out there that made my jaw drop. This is the first time I have seen him live, and I was amazed at his talent. Clearly the most talented player on the football field. He had his way with Gilmore too. Ronald Darby was also very, very impressive. I don't think there was a single time where he was beat. I will say, however, that he might be a little too physical after 5 yards. He is going to have to clean up the bumping and hand fighting. Where is Charles Clay? He looks good in those Bills colors out there, but I'd like to see him make some plays. It was tough to judge the offensive line, although I will say that Wood seemed to be the weak link. A lot of pressure up the middle. Kujo got beat badly by Mario early in practice, but tightened his game up and looked good after that. I keyed in on Incognito a lot and he was just destroying people out there. He plays angry. Percy Harvin was invisible, Woods was all over the place making catches, and Thigpen (other than the drop) seemed to have a good night. Finally, Bryce Brown fumbled....yes. Otherwise, he ran the ball very effectively. I guess that just is who he is. Karlos Wiliams impressed me. He runs very decisively, hits the hole quick and hard, and seems very fast. It was tough to get autographs tonight because there were so many people. Thank you to Ty Powell and Tony Steward for signing my son's football. We were behind like 3 rows of people, and both took a lot of time to sign for just about everyone. Go Bills!!!

One extra TC ticket for tonight. PM me if interested. I could meet you at the gate at around 5:15.

Hmmm...I disagree. IMO, prior to his injury, Leodis was arguably the best CB on the field for Buffalo last season. He has come a long way...largely due to Donnie Henderson.

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You should put down the glue rag. Chance to start? Simms is a long shot to make the 53. With all the roster spots needed for WR/RB/TE Buffalo is only going to keep 2 QB's...one on the PS.

Mead is going to get wined and dined. Will there be long walks through the vineyard?

I got a good laugh out of this one. Hell no he doesn't WANT to see Brady week 2. Stupid question, IMO.

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First or second to last IIRC

Cyrus showed up to offseason activities in phenomenal shape and having honed his game in the offseason. I'm reading into this as Kujo being the better RT at that time. If Henderson shows well in TC, then great. Cheap, quality depth on the offensive line is a good thing. And let's be honest...it would be nice if Henderson could eventually take over at LT and then we don't have to pay a fortune for Glenn.

Chandler shoveling the snow is up there for me.

Breathe deep

We have new neighbors across the street. They're superbly obnoxious cross-fit people, and frequently work out in their front yard (no backyard). They're flipping tires, climbing ropes, skipping rope.....I miss my heroin addict friends.

I suspect his knee is just about done.

Cletus is getting "catfished" I think.

Careful dude. Marion is in fact NDBUFFCUSEFAN!! Don't fall into his trap.

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Yes, but tonight in Vermont I'm going to go to bed next to my beautiful wife. You are going to masturbate wearing a chinchilla fur glove.

I win!! Beerball promised.

Kinda sounds like Beck's newer stuff. I dig it.

Viagra, helping old people have gross sex since 1998.

I love fried chicken and cold beer, but I just don't have the time or patience to consume both at the same time. Can any of you beer nerds help?

Don't let Chef Jim babysit your children.

RAK traded to Indiana for a 2nd round pick in 2016. Signs 4 year 4.5 million contract (2 million guaranteed). Good news for the big fella!