Johnny Hammersticks

My bank always has free cookies, and the tranny bank teller is very nice.

at least my dick game is on point

LOL....it was more of ejection due to a couple heated verbal altercations. Really, Devo was just being Devo (talking smack) and the opposing player overreacted (IMO). Exciting OT win for Boeheim's Army against the LaSalle Alums. I think they play again on Friday against a NYC team if I am not mistaken. Interesting to see player coach, Lawrence Moten, abandon the zone at the beginning of the 2nd half. In an interview, Moten said that he doesn't really like the zone defense, and that they would be playing more man-to-man moving forward.

I called today prematurely (usually make the call beginning of August) because I was having some issues with my HBO On Demand and my satellite reception. I very politely explained my concerns to the first CS agent, and asked them to connect me to speak to someone about cancellation. Turns out, I only have 5 months left on my contract, so I knew I had some leverage. I was connected immediately with customer retention, a very friendly young lady, and again explained my concerns. Anyway, she asked me if there was anything they could do to keep me as a customer. I've been a subscriber since 2005. I told her that I didn't want to extend my contract, and with that in mind, I would be willing to listen to offers for credits/discounts. She gave me a $15 credit off my bill for 15 months, free HBO for 12 months, and Sunday Ticket Max for free this year ($675 total discounts). Additionally, they are sending out a technician (for free) to look at my satellite and other hardware to make sure everything is functioning properly. I feel good about this.

pooping in the same bathroom together, whilst

Holy moly! I just got back from the Outer Banks and I didn't go in the ocean deeper than my ankles. #stilltopofthefoodchain

It's nice that she has found someone special who clearly would need to be accepting of her sexual proclivities. I wonder if he gets pissed about all the animal hair in the bedroom?

Kane's girlfriend is smoooooookin hot! Dang.

Those looking for a great Cuse basketball recruiting source on Twitter...follow @OttosWorld365 How about Demetrius Nichols dropping 24 and Devendorf dropping 18 for Boeheim's Army? Go Cuse!!

Insulting to those of us whose family didn't give them jack schitt for college, and worked 2-3 jobs while going to school full-time and still have a mountain of student loan debt. I'm certain that mommy and daddy will bail her out. Turd.

A little good news. Per Mike Waters of Syracuse.com, Diagne's only issues are related to his HS transcripts from overseas. Reportedly, he should be ready to go for the fall semester.

Johnny Walker Blue with a splash of water. Seared fois gras with toasted French bread. Incredible fried chicken. French fries cooked in duck fat. A big bowl of gravy. Warm double chocolate cake with vanilla ice cream. Grand Marnier neat. Mia Khalifa.

This is very funny to me. Dick game?

That is freaking awesome. I prefer cooking over very hot charcoal as well. I only have a propane grill right now, and it's just not the same. I too am in the butter poaching camp. I poach the steaks, hit them on the grill, and then baste them with melted butter and rosemary. Delish.

Congrats!! And ewwww.

Maybe NSFW for language. http://www.shitsenders.com/

This. I could not care less who Duke Williams goes to bed with. Move on.

Welcome Kid Mamba!!! What an incredible get for JB and Hop. Looks like they're loading up for a run in 16-17. I'm drooling about the thought of Malachi Richardson (6'6") and Tyus Battle (6'6") causing havoc at the top of the zone. 1. Tyus Battle (6'6") 2. Malachi Richardson (6'6") 3. Matthew Moyer (6'8") 4. Tyler Roberson (6'8") 5. Paschal Chukwu (7'2") Oh my! FYI....I am hearing that there may be some concerns regarding the eligibility of incoming 4 star PF Moustapha Diagne. Not sure of the nature of the issue, but I am hearing that the coaching staff is concerned. Something may be coming out soon. Go CUSE!!

I tried one of these at a 4th of July party. Took a few sips and almost earled on my Adidas. Fortunately they also had a keg of Sackets Harbor 1812. Where do you live that this stuff is flying off the shelves? Just curious. Mostly men or women drinking it?

Yeah, see those luscious boobs? She's bound to be a fatty-fatty pig face before long. No thanks.

So? How was it OP? Everything you thought it would be? Not as good as you thought it might be?

Well thought out post. So what you're saying is, like me, you were not privy to their draft board. Therefore, you really have no idea who was a "need pick" versus "BPA."

Wow

Are you certain that Robert Woods, Kiko Alonso, Sammy Watkins, Cyrus K., Preston Brown, Darby, and Miller were all "need picks" vs "BPA?" The only need pick I see in the bunch is EJ.

Love Brooklyn Summer