Johnny Hammersticks

Definitely yes for 1, the second looks just like the woman my buddy just married, and I can't believe #3 is younger than me. Yes, yes, nah.

Boom. The guy seems to get "shaken up" on every single play. I don't know if I can think of a more fragile Buffalo Bill.

At least it wasn't Jaden Smith. You're almost as demented as me, Gugly. Yes he did, but how else was he supposed to ride the ferris wheel with Bubbles?

Ha! Funny you should mention. A few years back me and the family planned a trip to Florida for winter break. Somehow, while everyone else boarded a plane to Orlando, my son somehow managed to board a plane to NYC. The crafty little bugger hopped a cab, and got a room at the Waldorf Astoria! During his stay, he fouled 2 robbers attempt to rip off a toy store, and befriended a homeless lady. Kids these days.

More like the 9" tube steak and cheese. The hard way.

What are the chances Reinhart sticks in Buffalo this year. I see he tore up world juniors, but is he ready for the NHL?

Per Schefter not career ending... https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/617812679156215809 Beat me to it!!

Perhaps DC2 will be ready to go for 2015-16.... http://www.syracuse.com/orangebasketball/index.ssf/2015/07/syracuse_big_man_dajuan_coleman_on_his_physical_progress_after_knee_surgery.html We need him so, so bad this year. Go Orange!

I was thinking more like locked inside a rancid porto-potty and set on fire. Only way to stop the burning is dive down into the hole....and then they drag you out and pull your skin off with pliers.

Who is the guy who pulled a F-16 fighter jet with fishing line tied to his nipples? That guy is my favourite.

Good lord! I'm becoming desensitized to this madness.

I passed gas in a package of roast beef, and left it at the cashier counter at a supermarket in Texas.

Diced roasted lamb, peanut butter and tuna fish. Dollop of miracle whip. Chocolate sprinkles.

Canadian women in general. You guys grow beautiful women on trees up there, eh CBF?

Does your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?

According to John Belushi they did.

That's for bombing Pearl Harbor, Germany!!

Spotify. 9 bucks a month. All the music you could ever possibly handle and more. You can also "download" playlists that can be played off line. I believe there is a 48 hour trial if you're interested.

I drank one of those Monster Rehab drinks (the red one) one my drive from Syracuse to Vermont yesterday. Holy crap! By the time I was half way done I felt like I had just hoovered a pile of Columbian marching powder. I don't know how you can drink those regularly. They are tasty though.

I'm very open minded. Just not in public.

Lemonade. I love it and so should you.

https://twitter.com/cusesigel/status/615146567058767872 7' 2" center Paschal Chukwu accepts offer and will transfer to Syracuse. Will have 3 years eligibility after sitting 15-16 season. Good news. Will be a nightmare in the middle of that zone.

^^^This I think he is being unreasonable.

It's a virtual trip (vacation). Like in the movie Total Recall.

I have to work for 28 more years to collect my full pension. Uggh. When I retire I plan on eating soft foods, complaining about the squirrels in my backyard, and take frequent naps.