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  1. Johnny Hammersticks
    I wanted to brine and grill some chicken thighs yesterday, but guess what, all they had were chicken quarters and breasts. I didn't want chicken quarters or breasts. I had to drive almost a quarter mile to another grocery store to get my chicken thighs #FWP
  2. Johnny Hammersticks
    Exactly. Thank you for reiterating my point.
  3. Johnny Hammersticks
    Boom! Anyone who left the first preseason game concerned about Ron Darby needs to be smacked in the forehead with a tack hammer.
  4. Johnny Hammersticks
    ...I'd still beat the brakes off it!
  5. Johnny Hammersticks
    Yoooz guyz!! If it's gonna be that kinda party, I'm gonna stick my d**k in the mashed potatoes. #rondarbyistheballz
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    Sissy slap fight!!! Hemet...try to relax man. You seem tense. Babadoolze...you seem like a real narcissist. You do make some good points, and I can tell you know your stuff, but your "holier than thou" attitude is tiresome. Go Bills, and freakin go Ron Darby!!!!!!!!
  7. Johnny Hammersticks
    I pooped my pants at work last Friday.
  8. Johnny Hammersticks
    The WNBA still exists?
  9. Johnny Hammersticks
    Did you eat the shark? You should have instead given it a few right hooks like that kid on Alaska Bush People. Sharks hate getting punched in the face.
  10. Johnny Hammersticks
    They're on ESPN on Thursday night.
  11. Johnny Hammersticks
    Very true. Also, Rex's defense is also dependent on getting pressure on the QB from multiple looks...which we saw very little of last night. I think I counted maybe 2-3 blitzes from the first team defense. When the quarterback doesn't know where the rush is coming from, and had less than 2 seconds to make a decision, the DB's aren't "put on an island" for that long.
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    #drbenforpresident could stitch them together.
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    Agreed re: Darby. I didn't think any of the receptions against him were terrible plays. The 2 sideline throws were perfectly placed. Darby didn't have a chance and was step for step with the WR's. The KB touchdown....well....that was nearly impossible to defend. He needs help in that type of situation in the red zone.
  14. Johnny Hammersticks
    How many TD's did Sweeting give up at the end?
  15. Johnny Hammersticks
    Save for the one under throw, what were EJ's mistakes? The 2 botched snaps by the center? The 3 dropped balls? Please tell me what I missed.
  16. Johnny Hammersticks
    The trolls are out in full force today. Some people just can't have nice things.
  17. Johnny Hammersticks
    Why does the collective IQ of this community drop substantially after every game, win or lose?
  18. Johnny Hammersticks
    Was there more than that one completion versus Gilmore last night? I agree with the thread title, but I didn't think Gilmore played poorly.
  19. Johnny Hammersticks
    The movie Casino ruined Sharon Stone for me.
  20. Johnny Hammersticks
    I find your logic here puzzling....
  21. Johnny Hammersticks
    My satellite sometimes will go out when there is a heavy storm. I have a hard time finding cotton/polyester blend undershirts. Freaking cats poop in my new mulch. Sometimes my bed feels so comfortable that I don't feel like getting up in the morning.
  22. Johnny Hammersticks
    I think Tyrod has been the guy all along.
  23. Johnny Hammersticks
    I ALWAYS have lemonade in the fridge. Mainly because it tastes great with vodka. I'll even drink the pink kind if no one is watching
  24. Johnny Hammersticks
    Yes, but what's the over?
  25. Johnny Hammersticks
    I hate overcooked pork. it's like eating shoe leather. I cook it until there is just a slight bit of "pinkness" in the middle. My wife gets paranoid because she got sick from eating under-cooked pork sausage a while back (I didn't cook it). I gotta toughen her up.
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