Johnny Hammersticks

Did Whitner play last night? I didn't even notice him. Thanks for your report. The Browns front 7 is really, really solid and Shelton is a man amongst boys out there. Once you get healthy in the secondary I expect the defense to return to dominant as it was last season. Also was impressed with the Browns offensive line. A lot left to be desired at the skill positions for the brownies, but it seems like they're building from the inside-out. BTW....what's the story with Gilbert? I was at TC the day he got worked, and it was fugly.

Holy gay!! Not that there is anything wrong with that, Clipp.

So one morning a few years ago my neighbor knocked at my front door. He looked very pale and sickly, and was dripping sweat from head to toe. He asked me if he could use my shower...something about his water pressure and how his water didn't get hot enough. Despite being a little freaked out, I reluctantly agreed to let him in the house....

Moose Diagne not coming to Syracuse this season. Will enroll in a 2 year school and keep communication open with Syracuse. Scholarship sanctions to start in 2015. http://www.syracuse.com/orangebasketball/index.ssf/2015/08/syracuse_recruit_moustapha_diagne_will_not_play_for_orange_plans_to_enroll_in_2-.html

Please define for me what a "franchise QB" is. I'm not trying to be a turd, but I have always struggled with this. Does this mean like top 5 QB in the NFL? Does it mean worthy of being Buffalo's starting QB for the foreseeable future? Help me out.

Wood played well tonight. I noticed him anchoring well, and got some push in the running game. Shelton had his plays, but he is going to get those every week.

The kid might have to live in Canada

Those injuries don't really mean all that much as they relate to 2016 draft needs. Even with Fred out of the equation, we still have a pretty solid stable of RB's. I couldn't really see us taking a RB before the 5th round.

Eh, an hour and a half if you don't drive like a kitty.

I can personally attest to this. I've never been to a Bills bar that compares to TotT. I spent many a Sunday there when I lived in Charlotte.

Thank you for the informative post Astro, however, is RB really that great of a draft need? I wouldn't think so.

My 21 month old Daughter tries to climb inside the dryer all the time. Although she is supervised such that she would never be able to close herself inside, I can see how this type of thing could happen accidentally. The comments about removing the children from the parents' care and placing them in state custody are ridiculous (without knowing any other details). Like being a ward of the state is such a great thing for a child.

OC's are not usually left on an island in pass protection or run blocking. Better OG's=better help for Wood which would appear (in theory) to make him better. Pears, Urbik, Williams, and Richardson weren't doing Wood any favors last season.

Well they very well can't have robot dongers flopping around all over the place, can they?

I was reading a Browns message board today, and one of the local Cleveland journalists was writing about how Shelton "completely dominated" Richie Incognito

Are there a lot of running through the forest jobs where you live?

258.30 USD? Deal of the century!!

We should have Incognito back. Sammy, Woods, and Harvin and Clay should all play limited snaps, no? I think he should have enough weapons to succeed.

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IMO, 300-400 dollars is not all that unreasonable for an oil change, and replacing all brake pads/rotors.

How in the heck do you go in for an oil change, and get hooked into a complete brake job. Sounds like you got hosed. You hoser

All of the Columbian roast Keurig cups were gone at work this morning, so I had to suffer through a cup of the breakfast roast. Ruined my freaking morning.

1 vote for Moulds

John Oliver tells it like it is.... NSFW language

I can't tell if there's sarcasm going on here. Cryptic stuff.