Johnny Hammersticks

My 21 month old Daughter tries to climb inside the dryer all the time. Although she is supervised such that she would never be able to close herself inside, I can see how this type of thing could happen accidentally. The comments about removing the children from the parents' care and placing them in state custody are ridiculous (without knowing any other details). Like being a ward of the state is such a great thing for a child.

OC's are not usually left on an island in pass protection or run blocking. Better OG's=better help for Wood which would appear (in theory) to make him better. Pears, Urbik, Williams, and Richardson weren't doing Wood any favors last season.

Well they very well can't have robot dongers flopping around all over the place, can they?

I was reading a Browns message board today, and one of the local Cleveland journalists was writing about how Shelton "completely dominated" Richie Incognito

Are there a lot of running through the forest jobs where you live?

258.30 USD? Deal of the century!!

We should have Incognito back. Sammy, Woods, and Harvin and Clay should all play limited snaps, no? I think he should have enough weapons to succeed.

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IMO, 300-400 dollars is not all that unreasonable for an oil change, and replacing all brake pads/rotors.

How in the heck do you go in for an oil change, and get hooked into a complete brake job. Sounds like you got hosed. You hoser

All of the Columbian roast Keurig cups were gone at work this morning, so I had to suffer through a cup of the breakfast roast. Ruined my freaking morning.

1 vote for Moulds

John Oliver tells it like it is.... NSFW language

I can't tell if there's sarcasm going on here. Cryptic stuff.

I wanted to brine and grill some chicken thighs yesterday, but guess what, all they had were chicken quarters and breasts. I didn't want chicken quarters or breasts. I had to drive almost a quarter mile to another grocery store to get my chicken thighs #FWP

Exactly. Thank you for reiterating my point.

Boom! Anyone who left the first preseason game concerned about Ron Darby needs to be smacked in the forehead with a tack hammer.

...I'd still beat the brakes off it!

Yoooz guyz!! If it's gonna be that kinda party, I'm gonna stick my d**k in the mashed potatoes. #rondarbyistheballz

Sissy slap fight!!! Hemet...try to relax man. You seem tense. Babadoolze...you seem like a real narcissist. You do make some good points, and I can tell you know your stuff, but your "holier than thou" attitude is tiresome. Go Bills, and freakin go Ron Darby!!!!!!!!

I pooped my pants at work last Friday.

The WNBA still exists?

Did you eat the shark? You should have instead given it a few right hooks like that kid on Alaska Bush People. Sharks hate getting punched in the face.

They're on ESPN on Thursday night.

Very true. Also, Rex's defense is also dependent on getting pressure on the QB from multiple looks...which we saw very little of last night. I think I counted maybe 2-3 blitzes from the first team defense. When the quarterback doesn't know where the rush is coming from, and had less than 2 seconds to make a decision, the DB's aren't "put on an island" for that long.