Johnny Hammersticks

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Whenever I purchase new tires I always tell the salesperson the same exact thing. "I want the cheapest set of tires that won't get me killed." My most recent tires are Ohtsu. Sounds Asian. I think they set me back $375 with balance and all that.

You mean Donna? She's a sweet gal, but has noticeable scoliosis and her toenails look like Fritos. I do believe she is single and willing, though.

I'm trying to figure a way I can sneak away from work. It's the second day of school, and the crazies come out of the woodwork, so I'm often running around "putting out fires." We'll see.

Hmmmm?

Wow, a few more miles north and your sister would be a Canadian! We live in the central part of Vermont...just south of Middlebury.

It's been holding pretty steady around $2.35 here in the Champlain Valley for a couple months now. Just had my fuel oil tank filled yesterday. It cost me about $350 for what would have cost me over $700 in October when they usually come. Winning!

Depends on different factors such as # of teams, scoring system, and # of QB's started. There are only like 5 or 6 "premium RB's" and in most standard leagues with 1 QB starting, it will likely be in your best interest to land one if you can. This guy did a nice write up on many of these draft questions. http://www.rotowire.com/football/101/draft-strategy.htm

I like Eddie Royal as a sleeper.

Yeah I would still take Bell. I don't think this affects his production. The guy is a beast.

Depends on what RB's are on the board at 5. If any of Bell, AP, Lacy, Charles or Lynch are there I think you have to consider. If all of those RB's are gone I might look at Antonio Brown. I typically wait until round 3 or 4 to take a QB (Big Ben, Cam, Brady, Wilson). If you do need to take a WR in round one, I would recommend going RB with 2 of your next 3 picks. My league is the exact same rules/number of teams as yours. I draft 8/10 soon.

Brian Cushing seems like a scary dude. I was surprised at the way he spoke to Alfred Blue. And Blue isn't even a rookie. What a jerk.

I think our QB situation is not nearly a dire as you portray it to be. I think our coaches and GM would agree based on recent comments.

Nerds!

Why does this deserve a separate thread? Ridiculous. Folks B word on here all the time about Buffalo not retaining their young talent, and you want to ship off a very talented young WR for a draft pick? And you think there's a chance Buffalo could get a 1st rounder for Woods? Get real.

Rodak and Joe B are secret lovers. Peg's found out and is now blackmailing them to further his agenda through the media. The Colts will really schitt a brick when Matt Simms trots out there on opening day.

Hey! Easy with the humorous TBD cliches, bub. We need to be more serious here in this football fan message board.

http://ottosgrove.com/ncaa-still-looking-out-for-the-best-interest-of-the-student/ This is just infuriating and downright sad. F the NCAA right in the ear with a giant John Holmes penis.

Not a trade, per se, but return Matt Cassel back to the Vikings. I'm sure Peg's still has his receipt.

What? I am recycling!

Debbie Downer?

Safe travels! Be sure to keep us posted about all your road trip shenanigans.

"He lost his genitals in a horrific accident at age 6 when he was hit by a car and dragged for 600 yards." Holy freakin moly!!!! Yeeeeeooooowwwwch!!

I never keep vehicles long enough so that they need major repairs. The only thing I had to do to my current vehicle is change the front brake pads and the windshield wipers a couple times. I pay off my current vehicle in February, and will immediately head to the dealership to get something new and shiny. Not trying to be a snob, but I don't like to fuss with vehicles. Like George Carlin said... " I drive kinda recklessly, I take a lot of chances, I never repair my vehicles, and I don't believe in traffic laws."

Agreed. Oh, that booty!! Smack it up, flip it, and rub it down!