Johnny Hammersticks

Yeah, I can imagine how that conversation took place... Jerry: Hey Doug...we got a cotton pickin problem down here in big D. We're in need of a QB. What would it take for us to get our filthy hands on Matt Cassel. Doug: Well Jerry, we're going to need either a 1st rounder or a 2nd and 3rd rounder as compensation. Cassel is a solid, reliable veteran. Jerry: Laughter ensues in the background....click. Doug (calls back): Whoa...sorry Jerry. How about a 5th rounder in 2017? Jerry: Click Doug (calls back): Okay Jerry...Cassel and a 2017 7th rounder for a 2017 5th rounder. Jerry: That's a rootin tootin deal, Dougie!!

Confidence in EJ.

It's good that you all are confessing your sins. Now sing 5 shout songs per transgression and the Bills will be saved.

You can blame this one on me ladies and gents. Rex was nice to take the wrap, but it was what I didn't do that sealed Buffalo's fate on Sunday. Last week, my wife came out dressed in her 28 Spiller jersey. I promptly, as any real man would, got my roll of duct tape and sharpie and made a Darby nameplate. Well, this week I started drinking early. I forgot to re-tape the jersey. For this I am sorry. What did you do that caused the Bills to lose?

Back, and to the left...

Sammy has made some pretty extraordinary catches, man. He's normally very reliable. Remember that one where he reached backward like 4 feet behind him and tipped it to himself? Against Detroit to keep a crucial drive alive also. I wouldn't be to harsh on #14. Edit: found the video of that play http://www.nfl.com/videos/buffalo-bills/0ap3000000405801/Sammy-Watkins-tips-to-himself

Why is "pass" in quotes in the thread title? I believe the pass was intended for SW. A bit high, but I think he should have probably caught it. JMO

Brilliant. You should start more of these threads. I miss crayonz.

Any word as to LeSean's "condition" after the game? I saw him in there right up until the end, and he looked good, but I wasn't sure if their were reports about how his hamstring responded to the action.

Oh good lord. Where do you people come up with this stuff. A 1st or a 2nd and 3rd rounder for Cassel? A guy who just cleared waivers, meaning essentially that all 32 teams thought their back-up QB was better than him? Common man.

Awesome

I took my wife to The Counting Crows concert a few weeks ago. This idiot in front of us watched the entire show through his ph-ablet. It was really annoying because the light from the screen was distracting and took away from our experience. Good idea here. Take a few short videos...but don't be that guy. JMO Now I'll go back to yelling at children for riding their scootermawhayzits on my side walk.

I'm sure he would be "tipped" generously for the information on his way out the door. Seriously though, have any players ever commented on this practice? Teams bringing in players for a "try out" in order to get information about an opponent? Seems to me like it happens frequently, and is kind of just part of the game.

Don't phuck with me, Tom. I get easily offended when people point out that I get easily offended.

I wonder if they still do mini-bat day at Yankee Stadium?

This is funny stuff. Keep it coming spags.

I don't think at the stadium store, but if they normally do...I like my crow medium rare. In any event they definitely "optimized the product placement" as the tweet boasts "front and center in the Bills Store this week"

Oh yeah? Give me some examples of me getting easily offended. Don't worry...I'll wait. I even stated in my previous post IN THIS THREAD that the whole thing didn't offend or bother me. If you don't want to read people's opinions, get off public message boards/forums.

My understanding is that the air pumps are being sold in the team store...at the stadium. If that is the case, I think it's kind of a "weenie" move by the organization. Just my opinion. I have no problem with the trolling and taunting at all. Not my cup of tea per se, but it doesn't bother me.

I think it's rather cheesy and classless for the team store to be selling these, but to each his own.

The weed is really good in Ithaca.

Preston "king kong" Brown This dude is a bad, bad man.

Shhhhhh. We're panicking here. We never should have cut Bryce Brown!!! Oh, Lord!!!!

As much as it pains me, I think Cordy is going to be the odd man out here.

It's my understanding that there have already been some negotiations going on, no?