Johnny Hammersticks

looks like she would work you over in bed, and then make you a bundt cake

Not everyone understands or appreciates your sense of humor. I get that myself sometimes.

You need to get yourself on some dating websites, Pooj. Get you some email females!! Ever thought about that? Also, I hope you don't take this as an insult, because it's not, but I've always pictured you in my "mind's eye" as The Dude from Big Lebowski.

No, Pooj. There was nothing "mmmm" about this boob flop. Picture a flesh colored trash bag filled with chewed bubble gum.

Mike Vrabel is a real butt head, and if I were a Texan's LB I would break his jaw. At the very least choose an interesting team. The Houston Texans? Really? If I see Bianca Wilfork one more time I'm boycotting the show.

Last weekend I took the family up to Burlington to go to the ECHO Aquarium. On our way up, my wife noticed a (disgustingly obese) topless woman driving in the vehicle next to us. The woman turned toward us and noticed us staring, so she laughed and flopped her boob over the edge of the car window. True story.

My credit union makes me change the password to access my on-line account every 6 months, and I can't use the same password twice. I'm running out of freaking passwords! #firstworldproblems

In Vermont it is legal to be naked in public, however, it is illegal to disrobe in public. Which means I need to take all my clothes off prior to leaving the house to do my naked aerobics workout at the neighborhood park.

Throw everyone off. Draft a kicker.

This might actually be a third world problem.

Cheers man! Well done. I believe it is the basic ST.

I have AAA

Whenever I purchase new tires I always tell the salesperson the same exact thing. "I want the cheapest set of tires that won't get me killed." My most recent tires are Ohtsu. Sounds Asian. I think they set me back $375 with balance and all that.

You mean Donna? She's a sweet gal, but has noticeable scoliosis and her toenails look like Fritos. I do believe she is single and willing, though.

I'm trying to figure a way I can sneak away from work. It's the second day of school, and the crazies come out of the woodwork, so I'm often running around "putting out fires." We'll see.

Hmmmm?

Wow, a few more miles north and your sister would be a Canadian! We live in the central part of Vermont...just south of Middlebury.

It's been holding pretty steady around $2.35 here in the Champlain Valley for a couple months now. Just had my fuel oil tank filled yesterday. It cost me about $350 for what would have cost me over $700 in October when they usually come. Winning!

Depends on different factors such as # of teams, scoring system, and # of QB's started. There are only like 5 or 6 "premium RB's" and in most standard leagues with 1 QB starting, it will likely be in your best interest to land one if you can. This guy did a nice write up on many of these draft questions. http://www.rotowire.com/football/101/draft-strategy.htm

I like Eddie Royal as a sleeper.

Yeah I would still take Bell. I don't think this affects his production. The guy is a beast.

Depends on what RB's are on the board at 5. If any of Bell, AP, Lacy, Charles or Lynch are there I think you have to consider. If all of those RB's are gone I might look at Antonio Brown. I typically wait until round 3 or 4 to take a QB (Big Ben, Cam, Brady, Wilson). If you do need to take a WR in round one, I would recommend going RB with 2 of your next 3 picks. My league is the exact same rules/number of teams as yours. I draft 8/10 soon.

Brian Cushing seems like a scary dude. I was surprised at the way he spoke to Alfred Blue. And Blue isn't even a rookie. What a jerk.

I think our QB situation is not nearly a dire as you portray it to be. I think our coaches and GM would agree based on recent comments.

Nerds!