Johnny Hammersticks

You can put this abysmal performance squarely on my shoulders, ladies and gents. I watched the game with a friend of mine who is a colossal ball-busting Giants fan. A close buddy from college, we had planned on him visiting for the weekend for months, but realized after the fact that it was Giants/Bills weekend. I never watch Bills games with anyone other than my wife and children, and sometimes my Father when he is visiting. It was my lapse in judgment that caused all the penalties, poor blocking, lack of composure, and all the other nonsense. I promise it will not happen again. On to the Titans.... What did you do that caused the Bills to lose yesterday?

As one head coach I know might say "I'm cautiously optimistic." Eli can take control of the game in a hurry, and he does have weapons. It is a good test for this team. Contenders or pretenders?

This may be one of the silliest posts I have ever read. Well done.

Yeah, he really needs to work on not being injured. Bum.

Keenan Allen is just one of those guys who I could never justify sitting. He is tearing it up this year.

I'm starting Harvin this week over Jeremy Maclin. He will continue to be targeted a lot...especially with SW on the mend. If given the choice of the two to drop I would say John Brown although their '15 stats are almost identical.

Stick with me kid. I'll show you the way

Agreed. When it ended I felt cheated. Not very well done, IMO.

You have to. Unless you want to use an extension cord to vacuum all those carpeted stairs. So, would you now?

Mmmmm. Herb crusted walleye. Wonder if it was caught in Lake Erie?

Karlos, Bell, Murray

PBR in a bottle is damn good beer, IMO.

Tinderellas? A single buddy of mine pulls a lot of fine looking women off Tinder. He swears by it.

You kind of resemble a young Andrew Dice Clay. Ever get that before?

Pay him a lot of money.

2 QB league? Bradford has been downright terrible. I'm sorry, but I think you may have gotten hosed. Edit: I just re-read your post and saw that you traded your bench players. Tyrod is a FF stud. May be worth it just for him if you have good RB's and a legit TE.

Oh hell yes. Booooooobs!

I'd wager on a farm boy in a fight over a body builder 9/10 times. Country strong is real.

You make a good point. I'll show your post to the wife later.

I thought this thread was about the sandwich

I just threw up in my mouth a little. And I love bleu cheese...

Gracias. So MSG it is then. Gotta spring the extra 10 bucks a month for the sports package.

My 5 year old son screamed "go Uncle Karlos!" as he scampered for the long TD last week. I have no idea where it came from, but I had tears rolling down my cheeks I was laughing so hard. "Uncle Karlos" Williams it is in the Hammersticks household.

Does anyone know what channel will televise Sabres games? I live in Vermont. Trying to figure out whether I need to get Center Ice or if I can just upgrade my DTV sports package for the season.

Well that didn't take long... Do they still have Ramses Barden? I like that name...Ramses.