Johnny Hammersticks

My understanding is that Rex likes weekly captains.

Give the walk on Mahoney a lot of credit. I thought he was going to faint a couple times in the first half.

I'd wager that Clay and Incognito will be in the group. Rex does enjoy his petty torments.

It's a feeling similar to when you slide down the ropes in gym class.

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This is my line of thinking. Where does it end? It seems that after the transmission is fixed, other very costly repairs are likely to follow. I would get rid of it and buy another inexpensive used Honda/Toyota with 60-70K miles. I just finished paying off my car, and I am going to drive it until the wheels fall off (hopefully not on the highway).

Did Wang ever make it to the point where his jersey went for sale? If so, I think it would be awesome.

If you could find a sucker willing to trade for something decent, I would move Evans. The Bucs would have been wise to sit him last week, as it was clear that he wasn't close to 100%. I feel like this is going to linger all season for him if they don't let him heal. That said...I wouldn't sell too low. Maybe package him with another player to make the deal more attractive.

Never heard of him.

Sadly, he's probably faster than me.

I was going to start Jones this week in the flex spot. I decided to wait and see instead. He looked really good last week, but it is going to be a timeshare situation unless Morris gets hurt.

"Kick rocks lady. Nice boobs, but I saw what you did to Duke Williams on Twitter."

I had a lovely rosemary and lemon grilled chicken breast for dinner tonight. Served over a bed of sautéed beet greens. A little shaved Pecorino and a side of rice. On like a mofo.

Yeah, I can imagine how that conversation took place... Jerry: Hey Doug...we got a cotton pickin problem down here in big D. We're in need of a QB. What would it take for us to get our filthy hands on Matt Cassel. Doug: Well Jerry, we're going to need either a 1st rounder or a 2nd and 3rd rounder as compensation. Cassel is a solid, reliable veteran. Jerry: Laughter ensues in the background....click. Doug (calls back): Whoa...sorry Jerry. How about a 5th rounder in 2017? Jerry: Click Doug (calls back): Okay Jerry...Cassel and a 2017 7th rounder for a 2017 5th rounder. Jerry: That's a rootin tootin deal, Dougie!!

Confidence in EJ.

It's good that you all are confessing your sins. Now sing 5 shout songs per transgression and the Bills will be saved.

You can blame this one on me ladies and gents. Rex was nice to take the wrap, but it was what I didn't do that sealed Buffalo's fate on Sunday. Last week, my wife came out dressed in her 28 Spiller jersey. I promptly, as any real man would, got my roll of duct tape and sharpie and made a Darby nameplate. Well, this week I started drinking early. I forgot to re-tape the jersey. For this I am sorry. What did you do that caused the Bills to lose?

Back, and to the left...

Sammy has made some pretty extraordinary catches, man. He's normally very reliable. Remember that one where he reached backward like 4 feet behind him and tipped it to himself? Against Detroit to keep a crucial drive alive also. I wouldn't be to harsh on #14. Edit: found the video of that play http://www.nfl.com/videos/buffalo-bills/0ap3000000405801/Sammy-Watkins-tips-to-himself

Why is "pass" in quotes in the thread title? I believe the pass was intended for SW. A bit high, but I think he should have probably caught it. JMO

Brilliant. You should start more of these threads. I miss crayonz.

Any word as to LeSean's "condition" after the game? I saw him in there right up until the end, and he looked good, but I wasn't sure if their were reports about how his hamstring responded to the action.

Oh good lord. Where do you people come up with this stuff. A 1st or a 2nd and 3rd rounder for Cassel? A guy who just cleared waivers, meaning essentially that all 32 teams thought their back-up QB was better than him? Common man.

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