Johnny Hammersticks

You have to. Unless you want to use an extension cord to vacuum all those carpeted stairs. So, would you now?

Mmmmm. Herb crusted walleye. Wonder if it was caught in Lake Erie?

Karlos, Bell, Murray

PBR in a bottle is damn good beer, IMO.

Tinderellas? A single buddy of mine pulls a lot of fine looking women off Tinder. He swears by it.

You kind of resemble a young Andrew Dice Clay. Ever get that before?

Pay him a lot of money.

2 QB league? Bradford has been downright terrible. I'm sorry, but I think you may have gotten hosed. Edit: I just re-read your post and saw that you traded your bench players. Tyrod is a FF stud. May be worth it just for him if you have good RB's and a legit TE.

Oh hell yes. Booooooobs!

I'd wager on a farm boy in a fight over a body builder 9/10 times. Country strong is real.

You make a good point. I'll show your post to the wife later.

I thought this thread was about the sandwich

I just threw up in my mouth a little. And I love bleu cheese...

Gracias. So MSG it is then. Gotta spring the extra 10 bucks a month for the sports package.

My 5 year old son screamed "go Uncle Karlos!" as he scampered for the long TD last week. I have no idea where it came from, but I had tears rolling down my cheeks I was laughing so hard. "Uncle Karlos" Williams it is in the Hammersticks household.

Does anyone know what channel will televise Sabres games? I live in Vermont. Trying to figure out whether I need to get Center Ice or if I can just upgrade my DTV sports package for the season.

Well that didn't take long... Do they still have Ramses Barden? I like that name...Ramses.

I pity the fool who enjoys a "boneless wing" in my presence! When I was a youngster we call those things chicken nuggets, and we used them for fishing bait. Grrrrrr

Rawls is a Marshawn clone. Off the field issues resulted in his transfer from Michigan. He gives Seattle a nice insurance policy. I'm afraid Fred will be relegated to 3rd down duty due to his proficiency as a pass blocker. Rex stated in a presser, IIRC, that Karlos was #2 prior to Fred being released.

Tyrod is from the south. He gets a pass. They put ranch on everything down there. Cole slaw on hot dogs too. I've seen it!

Guess I was wrong here, but Rivers wasn't much better. I'm so glad I picked up Tyrod and Dalton off waivers last week (lost Romo).

I remember I was texting back and forth with a friend right before Buffalo made the selection, and my friend texted "ready for Buffalo to announce a player you've never heard of?" Yeah, I was in shock at the time because I was almost certain we would go OG. I came around quickly after doing a little research. He has been incredible. What happens when McLovin comes back? Anyone care to speculate?

Reminds me a lot of Eric Dickerson.

Doug Whaley

Don't drink and create threads.