Johnny Hammersticks

Tinderellas? A single buddy of mine pulls a lot of fine looking women off Tinder. He swears by it.

You kind of resemble a young Andrew Dice Clay. Ever get that before?

Pay him a lot of money.

2 QB league? Bradford has been downright terrible. I'm sorry, but I think you may have gotten hosed. Edit: I just re-read your post and saw that you traded your bench players. Tyrod is a FF stud. May be worth it just for him if you have good RB's and a legit TE.

Oh hell yes. Booooooobs!

I'd wager on a farm boy in a fight over a body builder 9/10 times. Country strong is real.

You make a good point. I'll show your post to the wife later.

I thought this thread was about the sandwich

I just threw up in my mouth a little. And I love bleu cheese...

Gracias. So MSG it is then. Gotta spring the extra 10 bucks a month for the sports package.

My 5 year old son screamed "go Uncle Karlos!" as he scampered for the long TD last week. I have no idea where it came from, but I had tears rolling down my cheeks I was laughing so hard. "Uncle Karlos" Williams it is in the Hammersticks household.

Does anyone know what channel will televise Sabres games? I live in Vermont. Trying to figure out whether I need to get Center Ice or if I can just upgrade my DTV sports package for the season.

Well that didn't take long... Do they still have Ramses Barden? I like that name...Ramses.

I pity the fool who enjoys a "boneless wing" in my presence! When I was a youngster we call those things chicken nuggets, and we used them for fishing bait. Grrrrrr

Rawls is a Marshawn clone. Off the field issues resulted in his transfer from Michigan. He gives Seattle a nice insurance policy. I'm afraid Fred will be relegated to 3rd down duty due to his proficiency as a pass blocker. Rex stated in a presser, IIRC, that Karlos was #2 prior to Fred being released.

Tyrod is from the south. He gets a pass. They put ranch on everything down there. Cole slaw on hot dogs too. I've seen it!

Guess I was wrong here, but Rivers wasn't much better. I'm so glad I picked up Tyrod and Dalton off waivers last week (lost Romo).

I remember I was texting back and forth with a friend right before Buffalo made the selection, and my friend texted "ready for Buffalo to announce a player you've never heard of?" Yeah, I was in shock at the time because I was almost certain we would go OG. I came around quickly after doing a little research. He has been incredible. What happens when McLovin comes back? Anyone care to speculate?

Reminds me a lot of Eric Dickerson.

Doug Whaley

Don't drink and create threads.

My 22 month old daughter usually goes down for nap at 1:00 and sleeps until at least 3:00. Allows my wife and I to watch the game in peace. I hate 4:30 games. Anyway, watching in my living room. Blue lights, Jameson, and chicken wings is the plan. Go Bills!

I think Foles is actually a decent start this week at home, as St. Louis will have to throw a lot to keep up with the Steelers. And the Steelers secondary is pretty bad. I don't like Rivers this week on the road against Minnesota's run first offense.

My understanding is that Rex likes weekly captains.

Give the walk on Mahoney a lot of credit. I thought he was going to faint a couple times in the first half.