Johnny Hammersticks

Where has it been noted that Tyrod may be in danger of missing a game? Sore is different than injured. This thread is misleading, and rampant speculation, IMO.

Not true. The past 2 games West has 40 something touches to Davis' 4. Also, Reid named West the #2 prior to the Charles injury. JMO, but you might want to prioritize someone else over Davis.

Sorry man. Doubt you'll get West at your waiver position. I would consider Darren McFadden, as he appears to be getting more and more snaps in Dallas. More work in the passing especially if you are in PPR.

Sexiest woman alive? Really? I think the AT&T girl is hotter.

Sexiest woman....alive? I'm not buying it. I like the fatty-fatty pig face better than this one.

I don't know why this needs to be re-hashed over and over and over. The 3rd RB needs to play special teams. Boobie is much, much better on ST than Brown. Therefore, Boobie made the team over Brown. What else is there to debate? Let it go...

I'm guessing you're a glass is half empty type of guy. Won a conference game, on the road, without 3 of our best playmakers on offense. Defense played lights out. ST was good minus the fumble. Offense came up clutch in the end. Have a beer and enjoy the win.

I can still reach my anus. What would be the target market? The elderly? Lazy people?

Mark Cuban would volunteer to demonstrate.

This is gaining momentum for thread of the year. Didn't you know that 75 percent of Asian women are 32 percent Peurto Rican? How was the "scene" at the after party?

I'm starting to lean in this direction. I think Herron will get a good amount of touches tomorrow...just enough to make Boobie a TD or bust fantasy player.

I'm headed north right now. Free Cousin Eddie!!

Pick 2... Boobie Dixon LaGarrett Blount CJ Anderson Ronnie Hillman I know...looks pretty bad. Luckily my opponent has been hit even harder by the bye week with Jonathan Stewart and AP both not playing. I'm inclined to start Boobie and Hillman. Hillman seems to be pulling away from CJ Anderson (great first overall pick there) in Denver and will likely get more carries in earlier downs. I think Boobie will get the bulk of the work on Sunday with Harron spelling him. I'd like to start Blount, but NE RB's always burn me.

Story of my life. I shart in my pants at least twice a year. Why aren't my tax dollars being used to investigate this horrible problem?

I love me some Mickey D's sausage-egg-cheese biscuit sandwich. I crush two of them with an orange juice and I'm ready to conquer the world.

I hear Arturs Irbe is looking for work.

Why do men have nipples?

That shot by Eichel was filthy. Sniper.

Indeed. Eighteen years old and the weight of a franchise on his shoulders. He looked good on a couple shifts there in the 2nd. What's up with Lenher? Is his injury serious?

I've been doing Draftkings since week 1. I deposited 25 dollars, and right now I have 47 dollars in my account. It's fun if you do it responsibly. If you think you're going to become a millionaire you're probably a drooling moron. Moderation....just like anything else.

I read on Twitter that Sammy was stretching on the sidelines with trainers, and then participated in individual drills with the other WR's. Definitely limited, but at least he is on the field. I give him a 50/50 chance of playing on Sunday.

This is like a plot from a bad horror movie.

That is one creepy looking woman.

A few of those girls are Peurto Rican. Bogus.

Boom Herron