Johnny Hammersticks

Coons? When raccoons tried getting on our back porch, Mama just chased them off with a broom.

Howard is Spags? Spags is Howard?

I noticed that too. Yuck. I still would though. Just put some ski gloves on those things. Plus, she has the good stuff!

Uncle Karlos by a hair. I think Buffalo attacks through the air often enough to open up the running game.

I rather have head lice than crotch crickets.

Tyrod.

Indeed. Miller also threw a tremendous block to spring Shady for his TD run. Up and down day, but to be expected going up against Suh.

Bills fans threw batteries at Bryan Cox? Really? I don't remember this happening. WRT Cam ripping down the sign, I am completely okay with it. The jackass should have known better than to hang that giant sign. He had to expect SOME reaction.

My wife has one, and if she talks anymore about how many steps she has taken I might kill her and bury her in the backyard.

I want to like Rex....I really, really do. These childish "antics," however, are becoming tiresome and embarrassing.

Why? Let's suppose we split with the Jets. We then have the Patriots @ Foxboro which is a tough one. Then we have the Chiefs, Texans, Eagles, Redskins, and Cowboys....followed by the Jets again. The way things are shaping up in the AFC, I think 9 wins gets us in the playoffs. It is entirely conceivable that both wild cards come out of the AFCE, IMO.

I'm glad it worked out in your favor. Seems like you have a fairly decent chance. I think Rivers and Woodhead both have huge games. Jeffery is a ? for me, as SD seems to have a pretty solid secondary. Gould might be the key to you pulling out the victory. I am in a similar situation this week. I am currently up by 12 points (standard scoring). I have Robbie Gould, and my opponent has Malcolm Floyd. I'm feeling pretty confident, but you never know.

I've been hearing that the frosh, Richardson, looks to be something special. A close friend of mine, who is also a college basketball coach, texted me after the game yesterday and said that he thought that Richardson has the "smoothest shooting stroke" that he has seen since G-Mac. I think he is going to be a force. He also said that Lydon was all over the ball, and seems to have well developed court sense. I think Cuse is going to sneakily make some waves in the ACC this year. A lot of this hinges, however, on the health of DC2, IMO. Chino still looks very "lost" out there.

A bit of a tangent here, but I love Danny Woodhead moving forward because of the Allen injury. Especially in PPR. Scoop him if you can.

Gosh....they are both fantastic plays this week. I'd stay with Rivers. I think he's averaging like 50 pass attempts per week or something like that.

Yeah, you're probably toast this week. Keep Sammy around. If healthy, I view him as a solid WR2/flex play for the rest of the season. Point has been made...I expect him to get his targets.

If he's active I would start him. Especially if not starting him means having to release him.

Good lord! Who is this?

I suspect you will be singing a different tune after this week. At least I hope so, and I understand your skepticism. Getting back so many starters on offense, however, gives me hope. Go Bills!

Whoever traded him Aaron Rodgers for Darren McFadden and Andrew Luck should be kicked out of your league.

Actually it did seem to be working last night....that is if I'm interpreting Pooj's comment correctly. Having a perimeter shooting game causes defenders to actually extend out and defend those shooters, which opens up the middle of the floor for players like Cooney to "slash" to the rim and make plays. Which he did at least a couple times last night.....against LeMoyne.

Well, this is a fresh idea for a thread. I was just thinking that we needed another fire Whaley thread too.

Ha!

LAMP Thread title misleading.

This analogy is apt and made me laugh. Well done.