Johnny Hammersticks

I guess I'm old fashioned. I remember when we used to smoke pot, do LSD, some hash, and the occasional peyote. These pills are crazy.

I didn't vote for either, but I think Glenn/Incognito deserve mention among best players on offense. Especially Incognito...one of the best OG's in the NFL this season.

Yeesh...so you pop a few pills and feel relaxed? I need details. Where are all the TSW pill poppers out there? In a bizarre, tangential story...recently a 7th grade student was taken by ambulance to the ER from one of the schools where I work. Nearly died from taking 15 Mucinex. Apparently if you take enough of them you can hallucinate. To many and you can die. Scary stuff.

Does Xanax even have street value? Maybe I'm naive, but the last thing I'm thinking about when I'm partying is anti-anxiety medication. Freaking kids...

"A wing is a wing is a wing." Jeebus, that is just plain absurd.

What's wrong with sex in parking lots? How else are you going to get your new Reggie Ragland jersey?

Sex is more fun, and less risky, when you're alone: a cautionary tale about a man and his fur glove.

I wonder if the creepy old guy was there watching like in the commercials.

I thought it was interesting how SLJ talked about how he overcame severe stuttering as a child. He even didn't talk for over a year because the other children picked on him so badly. What was funny about the discussion was how SLJ revealed that when he says the word mother$&@%er, it helps to "switch off" the stammering. He seems like a real down to earth dude. Great interview.

feliz cumpleaños hijo de puta

Totally deserves DROY. He is only a rookie, and he is already on the verge of being considered elite. Air Beckham knows it. Brandon Marshall knows it. Home run of a second round pick.

I think you all will be receiving visits from NSA officials shortly.

My buddy, huge Giants fan, is super pissed about the McAdoo hire. I don't really know much about him. What is the general public perception?

When I was a kid one of my first jobs was washing dishes in a restaurant. Whenever someone broke a plate or glass, the owner would yell "If it says China on your paycheck, you didn't win a vacation!" I always thought that was funny.

My son ripped one in the car last night, and I had to roll down the windows. Nearly puked. He's 6 years old!! Jeebus.

Kramer?

Bulleit bourbon is my usual go-to for brown spirits, and I usually drink it neat or with a few ice cubes. I love manhattans, but would never use a good whiskey like Bulleit. There is a local distillery here in Vermont called Whistlepig that makes a tremendous, award winning bourbon. I rarely drink it, however, as it is like $95 for a 750 ml bottle. Delicious stuff though.

How about Reinhart?! Kidding me?

Is this really a big deal?

Adam Gase?

I have my social security number memorized. Whatzamattawituuuu!!!!???

That's an interesting fetish.

The guy only need about 2 seconds to deliver the ball. Had Edelschmuck been playing on Sunday the cheats would have beat the Phins by 20. That team is held together by duct tape right now.

Don't be silly.

Marv: When it's too tough for them, it's just right for us!" Varsity lacrosse coach, and I "borrow" this quote whenever we are playing a game with tough weather conditions. My players eat it up. Ready for battle.