Johnny Hammersticks

I made the playoffs! Except I lost in week 1. Turns out I should have started Tyrod over Dalton. Horrible, horrible fantasy football year for injuries. Worst I can remember.

5 catches for 81 yards and a TD is a terrible game?

To call Jerry Hughes for personal foul, taunting.

Uggh...ACC play is going to be ugly with that putrid defense. Silver lining to this cloud is what could be (if everyone stays) a very solid group next year. Next year we will have a true center in the middle of the zone, Paschal Chukwu (7'2" transfer). He's been getting rave reviews from the coaching staff and media about his work in practice. Add in DC2 and potential commit Taureen Thompson for depth down low and we suddenly have a front court presence. Our biggest prize of the 16 class is Tyus "kid mamba" Battle...a 6'6" guard who will probably run the point next to Malachi Richardson. Also bringing highly touted SF Matthew Moyer who is tearing up the high school and club hoops circuit right now. More depth and longer/more athletic at key positions. C: Paschal Chukwu 7'2"/DC2 PF: Tyler Roberson/Tyler Lydon SF: Tyler Ludon/Matthew Moyer SG: Malachi Richardson 6'7"/ Frank Howard PG: Tyus Battle 6'6"/ Kaleb Joseph Hate to look forward to next season already, but things aren't looking good right now. Also, is it just me, or does Hop seem almost lifeless on the bench? As badly as the defense played yesterday, you would think he would be raging mad. IDK...

It isn't take too long for this...

Sadly, yes...

Translation: "Yes, this sounds like a really swell idea!"

Cocaine induced psychosis? Dude is freakin warped.

Hahahaha! Someone needs to post a pic of this dude. Awful...but very funny.

You just like watching him prance around in those shorts.

I still have a piece of the field goal netting from that game. I was too young to go, watched on TV, but my brother stormed the field and cut a section of the netting.

Ewwww, and wow.

At least we has that Gillespie or Gilooly kid...whatever his name is. Seemed to have some burst.

Bills 368 Eagles 289 Total 657

Mango Habanero brotha. Where it's at...

I am having a hard time benching Tyrod for Dalton this week. Dalton is a great play, but I really think Tyrod is gonna go off this week.

Ewwww. I don't understand some people. Never have I ever felt compelled to put my mouth on a woman's balloon knot, but to each his/her own I suppose. With regard to banging in the parking lot? Yeah...why not? As long as there are no children around...have at it!

Haha...don't ruin my self of steam irregardless of my spelling errors, pal. Although, having forked hooves might cause a biped to fall forward more frequently...and stuff like that.

He falls over because he is udderly flabbergasted that a pass is coming in his direction. Grossly underutilized this season, IMO.

Same schitt just happened to me. Verizon apologized for the glitch. I lost a year's worth of pics of my kids. Had to completely reset phone. Edit: had to connect phone to MacBook. Reset in iTunes.

I agree with the hot hand approach to guard play, and quite honestly, I don't think Cooney has deserved the seemingly unconditional strangle hold on the 2. I like the idea of Gbinije-Richardson-Lydon-Roberson-Coleman. F$&k it! Let's force it down low sometimes and see what happens!! Let's bang some teams around a little bit. Those big boys in the ACC are going to make us look like a D-III team.

Fire Doug Whaley.

Wow. That was incredible..thanks for sharing. Weiland was an incredible musician and an icon...very sad indeed. Boy did he look terrible in that video though. Looked like Christian Bale in The Machinist. Yeesh. On a positive note, man oh man is Slash an incredible guitar player...

Like JB said earlier in the season...if this team doesn't make 3's we're not going to beat anyone. No inside game to speak of, terrible on the boards, and the zone isn't nearly as "intimidating" as in past years. Loved seeing more minutes for DC2. I liked how Hop got Frank Howard some burn because we are going to need him down the stretch. Question though...what happened to Tyler Lydon? He went from the king of Atlantis and projected '16 first round pick to what? He has been nearly invisible...reluctant to shoot even when he is open. What gives?

Truthfully, I wouldn't trade our fans for any other team's fans. It is true that some go overboard. Heck, I can't even stomach coming on here for a few days after a loss. But at least they care. Living in Charlotte for 5 years (while the Panthers were not good) gives me perspective on what a true and loyal fan base really is. They weren't angry. They weren't flooding radio shows with there angry tirades. They just tuned out like the Panthers weren't even playing games. That was sad.