Johnny Hammersticks

My dog has a funny over-bite and I think it's awesome and hilarious.

I had chocolate covered bacon recently, and chocolate covered potato chips several times in the past. I'd be interested in trying this. When do they debut in Uhmerica?

I couldn't understand why Treadwell kept falling to 19, but it happened all 3 times I ran the simulator. I can't imagine he falls that far.

19: R1P19 WR LAQUON TREADWELL OLE MISS 49: R2P18 DT JARRAN REED ALABAMA 80: R3P17 OLB JOSHUA PERRY OHIO STATE 114: R4P19 CB ARTIE BURNS MIAMI (FLA.) 144: R5P17 S ELIJAH SHUMATE

This. I don't think so either, but I don't think it's unheard of for scouts/coaches to ask current players questions about a former teammate's character or work ethic.

I recently came across an Ian that was spelled "Eion." The Mom seemed really annoyed when I asked how to pronounce his name.

I just read a brilliant peer reviewed, scientific report (on Bleacher Report) outlining the "most devoted WWE cities in the USA," and Buffalo was not one of them. I will not post a link because I'm sure the literature in question would be above the comprehension level of the average TSW member. I will mention, however, that other NFL cities such as Pittsburgh, Charlotte, Philadelphia, and New York City made the top 12 list. This evidence clearly refutes the hypothesis of the OP.

So, so many girls at Geneseo. Hell, we used to take weekend trips from my college to pick up girls at the barn. Crazy he would do this over one girl.

Least loyal fan base I have seen. When they're good the stadium is standing room only. When they're not competitive, I don't think people even watch them on TV. Saw the Bills play in BOA Stadium 6 years ago, and the place was 3/4 Bills fans.

Fact: There is a strong, positive correlation between being a WWF fan and being slammed through a table. The statistical anomaly also exists with metal chairs being broken over one's back. I've done the research.

A chowdah is a chowdah is a chowdah....

I guess I'm old fashioned. I remember when we used to smoke pot, do LSD, some hash, and the occasional peyote. These pills are crazy.

I didn't vote for either, but I think Glenn/Incognito deserve mention among best players on offense. Especially Incognito...one of the best OG's in the NFL this season.

Yeesh...so you pop a few pills and feel relaxed? I need details. Where are all the TSW pill poppers out there? In a bizarre, tangential story...recently a 7th grade student was taken by ambulance to the ER from one of the schools where I work. Nearly died from taking 15 Mucinex. Apparently if you take enough of them you can hallucinate. To many and you can die. Scary stuff.

Does Xanax even have street value? Maybe I'm naive, but the last thing I'm thinking about when I'm partying is anti-anxiety medication. Freaking kids...

"A wing is a wing is a wing." Jeebus, that is just plain absurd.

What's wrong with sex in parking lots? How else are you going to get your new Reggie Ragland jersey?

Sex is more fun, and less risky, when you're alone: a cautionary tale about a man and his fur glove.

I wonder if the creepy old guy was there watching like in the commercials.

I thought it was interesting how SLJ talked about how he overcame severe stuttering as a child. He even didn't talk for over a year because the other children picked on him so badly. What was funny about the discussion was how SLJ revealed that when he says the word mother$&@%er, it helps to "switch off" the stammering. He seems like a real down to earth dude. Great interview.

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Totally deserves DROY. He is only a rookie, and he is already on the verge of being considered elite. Air Beckham knows it. Brandon Marshall knows it. Home run of a second round pick.

I think you all will be receiving visits from NSA officials shortly.

My buddy, huge Giants fan, is super pissed about the McAdoo hire. I don't really know much about him. What is the general public perception?