Johnny Hammersticks

Why are we even talking about Bona? Don't we have a game tomorrow? I don't know much about Dayton other than what read in a PS article. Not a lot of size and not a great shooting team from what I saw. Anyone know anything about them? I am so pumped because I managed to keep my work schedule clear for tomorrow. Got a 4 pack of Heady Topper I've been saving for a week (that is really hard to do), and a few Cuban cigars I smuggled back from the Dominican. Life is good. Go Cuse!!

Isn't Chris Jones the guy whose donger fell out running the 40 at the combine? I can't get that image out of my head... No thanks.

aholes? Take it easy man. I was just joking around. Sorry your team lost.

I love it when it rains really hard outside while you are taking a nap.

Well, making it to the sweet 16 would be considered "a run" for a team like...I don't know...St. Bonaventure. J/K

I think they are in the most favorable bracket. I'm not even confident that they will beat Dayton the way they finished the season, but if they manage to get past Mich St they could make a run.

Bust: Paxton Lynch: Athletic with good size and arm talent, but will take time to adapt to an NFL offense and did not play well against even mid-level NCAA talent. Sleeper: Pharoah Cooper WR South Carolina - Versatile WR who reminds me a lot of Randall Cobb.

Drunk tweeting can be dangerous.

SO YOU'RE SAYIN THERE'S A CHANCE?!

...which was painful for the security employee because Boyst has a tendency to...

Ron Jeremy, who was hula-hooping naked

, but this would not deter Ryan L. Billz whose experience "romancing" elderly women is unparalleled. He knows what he likes and is not afraid to take it. Sure, some might be quick to judge, but as a level 3 sex offender, he has nothing more to lose. He once engaged in a "sex party" which included...

I'd just assume skip the NIT. What a disgrace. I'm seeing a few projected brackets that has Cuse as an 11 seed playing Michigan in a play-in game. I just don't see it.

NIT UCONN killed us

lubricated portable catheters which have multiple uses including;

...all of her vanilla vodka and orange soda, as she had become so drunk she mistakenly...

I'd rather bone her than Khloe.

...and Rob Gronkowski's love child named Barry who was born with an extra....

She's actually having her prostate examined here. Very casual medical practice.

She's kinda masculine looking. Like a prettier Kaitlyn Jenner.

...throw him a party for his first ever...

DT SHELDON RANKINS LOUISVILLE 49: R2P18 DE EMMANUEL OGBAH OKLAHOMA STATE 80: R3P17 WR TYLER BOYD PITT 118: R4P19 S DEANDRE HOUSTON-CARSON WILLIAM & MARY 156: R5P17 QB CARDALE JONES OHIO STATE 195: R6P17 OLB ERIC STRIKER OKLAHOMA

which is full of the worst brand of human excrement...the type of scumbags who take their sister to the...

Anyone else use baby wipes instead of toilet paper? I even keep a little travel pack in my briefcase for work. Never felt better down there.

...belly rubbed and his flower...