Johnny Hammersticks

Sometimes when I’m taking my wife out to a nice restaurant or to weddings or other event where I wear a suit. More as like jewelry.

Does he even HAVE hands? 🤔

Stop this. Please. Ed Oliver, Dawson Knox and Tre Edmunds will all be coming up for contracts soon. Beane is going to have to figure out what to do about Poyer and Hyde. He’s not going to bring in an over-priced and oft injured RB. No shot.

Dude definitely paid the price for trying to attack Chappelle. Looks like he came away with 2 broken arms.

Pats finishing last in the AFCE is currently at +450 on BetOnline. I wouldn’t necessarily recommend using this “off shore” sports book, but this kind of gives you a sense of what the odds might be. Not a juicy as I thought it would be.

I’m certain that you can. Hell, you can bet the O/U on the length of the SB National anthem. Just have to find the right Sportsbook.

The audio in the beginning is kind of muffled. Did the flight attendant say that she was spitting at people? She was completely hammered, btw.

Is sports gambling legal in the state where you live? That will be helpful info in determining where you can place a bet like this. All online sportsbooks are different.

God, this girl reminds me of about 30 girls I went to HS/college with. Annoying, entitled hippie chick (probably with rich parents). These type of girls are also usually really good in bed though. So they serve that purpose I guess. Imagine if this was your daughter though. How embarrassing 🙈

Janine seems to be, if nothing else, a very genuine person. She’s an entertaining follow on Twitter. Definitely enjoys her weed 💨

Some guys love that attention. Like they’re driving around in a Lamborghini or something. My wife is stunningly beautiful, I definitely married up, and I remember feeling insecure when we first started dating about guys checking her out/flirting with her. I guess I just got over it. But yeah, I hear your point.

My good buddy and I used to go to the casino once in a while with his father and uncle who were high rollers. I’m talking $1000/hand blackjack kind of guys. Anyway, we were at Turning Stone one night watching them play craps. We would just watch them play and banter back and forth. They were hilarious. They also would get us stuff comped all the time (rooms, meals, shows, spa treatments for our girlfriends, etc…). So….this SMOKIN HOT waitress walks up to deliver a drink to a guy standing near us. My friend’s father looks over at his brother with a smile. Dave: “Jesus Tony, I’d eat the peanuts out of her s**t. Tony: “I’d just eat her s**t.” Very few times in my life have I laughed so hard. ~25 years later my friend and I still say that to one another when we see an attractive woman. I have a twisted sense of humor though. 😂🤣

Now that’s just disgusting 😂🤣

I wonder, when she made the plaster casts of those celebrity dongers, did she make them get erect first? I’ll hang up and listen…

I can’t find the link, but I read an article the other day which talked about the Sabres’ glut of prospects and the need to possible move some to make room for up and coming players. Bjork and Bryson were mentioned as possible trade pieces. Another young forward was also mentioned, but I forget who that one was. I wonder if they’ll move on from Okposo. I believe he has 1 year left on his deal.

Sure, bud.

lol. You know I had some. I’ve puffed with my pops a few times in the past few years as it has become more socially acceptable. He just needs one toke and he’s good. 73 years old. That’s interesting about the history there. The term “yarb” might be my new go-to. 😆 I don’t know man. I smoked some loud ass Sativa last night tho.

Random brain dump. So I’m down here in Myrtle Beach for spring break with my family and my parents. Yesterday, my father says to me “Eh Bubba, ya got any yarb?” I had to ask him what it was. Anyone else heard it called “yarb” before?

I have pivoted my rooting interest accordingly, oh dark lord and purveyor of wisdom. Say, what’s folks think about Jack Quinn’s chances of playing up with big club next year? I’d love to see him play on a line with Cozens eventually. The speed! Thought of that makes my pants a little tight in the front, tbh.

I thought we were rooting for Vegas so we get their first round (top 10 protected) pick in ‘22, no?

I’d let her piss in my coffee.

Not a fan of Treylon Burks. It freaks me out when I do mock drafts, and he is the best WR available at 25. I’m thinking that a trade up might be necessary if Beane likes Olave or Williams.

Ralph is cheap?

S, LB, CB, RB, WR, CB Navy Blue

Righteous Gemstones on HBO is pretty good. Wife and I just finished re-watching S1, and watched the first two episodes of S2 last night. Love Danny McBride. Edit: S2 sucked, IMO