Johnny Hammersticks

...which was painful for the security employee because Boyst has a tendency to...

Ron Jeremy, who was hula-hooping naked

, but this would not deter Ryan L. Billz whose experience "romancing" elderly women is unparalleled. He knows what he likes and is not afraid to take it. Sure, some might be quick to judge, but as a level 3 sex offender, he has nothing more to lose. He once engaged in a "sex party" which included...

I'd just assume skip the NIT. What a disgrace. I'm seeing a few projected brackets that has Cuse as an 11 seed playing Michigan in a play-in game. I just don't see it.

NIT UCONN killed us

lubricated portable catheters which have multiple uses including;

...all of her vanilla vodka and orange soda, as she had become so drunk she mistakenly...

I'd rather bone her than Khloe.

...and Rob Gronkowski's love child named Barry who was born with an extra....

She's actually having her prostate examined here. Very casual medical practice.

She's kinda masculine looking. Like a prettier Kaitlyn Jenner.

...throw him a party for his first ever...

DT SHELDON RANKINS LOUISVILLE 49: R2P18 DE EMMANUEL OGBAH OKLAHOMA STATE 80: R3P17 WR TYLER BOYD PITT 118: R4P19 S DEANDRE HOUSTON-CARSON WILLIAM & MARY 156: R5P17 QB CARDALE JONES OHIO STATE 195: R6P17 OLB ERIC STRIKER OKLAHOMA

which is full of the worst brand of human excrement...the type of scumbags who take their sister to the...

Anyone else use baby wipes instead of toilet paper? I even keep a little travel pack in my briefcase for work. Never felt better down there.

...belly rubbed and his flower...

19: R1P19 CB VERNON HARGREAVES III FLORIDA 49: R2P18 OT SHON COLEMAN AUBURN 80: R3P17 WR TYLER BOYD PITTSBURGH 118: R4P19 DT NILE LAWRENCE-STAMPLE FLORIDA STATE 156: R5P17 QB CARDALE JONES OHIO STATE 195: R6P17 K ROBERT AGUAYO FLORIDA ST

<gulp> I really like the wings at Buffalo Wild Wings. Especially the mango habanero ones.

Don't forget about the 7' transfer center Paschal Chukwu, and the 2 blue chip freshmen SG Tyus Battle and SF Matt Moyer. Provided Lydon and Richardson return, things are looking very positive for next year.

They needed a ball handler on the court, and neither Cooney or G are good ball handlers/distributors. I think Howard should have been seeing much more PT all season long. It's ironic, however, how Howard's turn over at the end all but sealed it for Pitt. This team doesn't belong in the NCAA's.

Sanu and Knighton

I was wondering why no one mentioned Jason Peters, and then I saw that he was an UDFA. I though he was a 7th rounder for some reason.

Yeah, and that's quite the blow in the state of Florida. Hurricane Dyson force blow.

Good personnel "posturing" tactics if you ask me. Ritchie wants to be paid more than we're offering. Perhaps some team will pay 6-7 million/year for a 33 year old guard, but I highly doubt it. Leave one last offer on the table, and tell RI "good luck...we want you at this price, but we're going to have to start kicking the tires." Being proactive is better than ending up with a Chris Williams at LG.

If he was actually conceived AT K-Rockathon, there may be multiple candidates. Just sayin....