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Johnny Hammersticks

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  1. Shakey Graves is awesome. If you do not know him you should check him out.
  2. You host Orgyfest every July. Every February too if there is a retractable roof or dome.
  3. Seriously, too much noise/chatter is annoying during sex. Pick your spots, Meryl Streep. That said...yes I'd throw her the bone.
  4. I'm going to the vineyard in July. Rented a house in Oak Bluffs. Can't wait!
  5. Atta boy JB...leave no stone unturned. There's a nice Pita Pit on Marshall. Those Turks like Pitas, no?
  6. Sounds like swingers to me....maybe they just weren't feeling the vibe after they sent the drinks....or what Jauronimo said.
  7. Gillon was a very nice get. Can play both guard spots and is experienced, obviously. Regarding Thompson, if we don't hear anything within the next couple days I will be worried. I think he's leaning Cuse, but I am afraid of Seton Hall making a late push. Looks like YUKON is out of the mix.
  8. I just threw up on my slippers, and my dog is humping the cactus plant. Yeeeoooowch!!
  9. Why didn't the Giants give him a shot? You'd think they would be sorta inclined to do so if he was worth anything...they sorta have the inside track. I think rarely do individuals who aren't football players end up being professional football players. Regardless of whether or not they can crush a coconut between their thighs. Maybe he just isn't a good football player? Who knows though....?
  10. Dembele commits to UNLV. Here's to crossing our fingers for Thompson.
  11. Fatty, fatty pig face. No way!
  12. My daughter, who is 2, has a "pee pee." I was amazed at the backlash that we received from some family/friends for not teaching her the proper term. I can't imagine my little girl saying vagina...haha.
  13. DE SHAQ LAWSON CLEMSON 49: R2P18 S KARL JOSEPH WEST VIRGINIA 80: R3P17 G SPENCER DRANGO BAYLOR 117: R4P19 DT WILLIE HENRY MICHIGAN 139: R4P41 WR KOLBY LISTENBEE TCU 156: R5P17 ILB JARED NORRIS UTAH 192: R6P17 WR MORITZ BOEHRINGER GERMANY 218: R6P43 QB JACOBY BRISSETT
  14. http://www.syracuse.com/orangebasketball/index.ssf/2016/04/class_of_2016_recruit_taurean_thompson_to_visit_syracuse_this_weekend.html Good news. Taurean Thompson will visit SU this weekend along with '16 commit Matt Moyer, and recruits Tucker, Diallo and Green. I have no supporting information for this, but I think we land Thompson after this weekend.
  15. Well of course there's a sharps disposal bin.....wuh dafuq? Would you prefer a moist towelette?
  16. How dare you sir?! Showers were always free at the Ham House. Pre-shower hot stone massages, however, were 25 cents per 1/2 hour. Bring your own towel.
  17. As far as I can tell, he isn't being recruited by any major programs yet. He is gaining some attention, however, and I'm surprised he hasn't received any looks from Syracuse as they have been out that way recruiting Kalif Young.
  18. I have a Lawnmaster. Cost me about 130 bucks. Works just fine.
  19. JB has decided to test the waters of retirement, but has elected not to hire a financial planner. Seriously though, I would guess that this "meeting" is related to Pearl's services. I was first thinking the news was related to Mali, but there is no way that news would not have been leaked by now.
  20. So incredible. I was at that game. I was probably 5-6 years old, but I remember all the hype when Pearl signed with Syracuse. I want to say we weren't very good entering the season, but I believe we finally cracked the top 20 the week of that game. Probably one of the loudest moments I can remember in the Dome when he hit that shot.
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