Johnny Hammersticks

Mckelvin fumbles the kickoff in the last 2 minutes against NE in the Monday night opener.

Would ya what?

Chic-fil-a fried chicken sandwich/biscuit is simple, but amazingly delicious. Fried chicken breast, good roll, pickles, and mayo. My first job as a psychologist was in the hood in Charlotte, NC. We had a parent night to inform parents about school rules, curriculum, activities, etc... Chic-fil-a donated 500 chicken sandwiches for the event, but only like 25 parents showed up. I took home like 50 of them and stocked the fridge...haha. Good eats.

Bad things man... http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xZitnUJziLM

I like the Flutie-Tyrod comps for the reason you just mentioned. Makes big plays at crucial times. Game day players...

Seriously. I don't know what these people are talking about. 5 guys is pricy for fast food but very, very good IMO.

Yeah, but she's not not hot either.

Bruce Smith for me. Watching the games as a kid expecting Bruce to get around (or through) the LT to lay a big hit on the quarterback. Back when you could actually lay a hit on a quarterback without getting suspended. Bad things man...

There has been some buzz on Twitter about how he choked a girl at a nightclub, and consequently got his face punched in by 2 men. I don't know about the credibility of the source, however, as people are saying the story is made up. So, essentially, I have no idea what is happening....

Hahaha...I even chuckled when I first read it. Never made the connection. Probably all that weed I smoked in high school/college.

Richie Incognito is actually a gay black man.

What about White Castle? Never been to one...

Seems like what Buffalo is looking for, although I read this morning that they wouldn't be willing to part with #8 to get him. Seems like a couple very good defensemen will be around when the Sabres pick.

Any thoughts about Cam for the casual NHL fan?

I think Mali realizes that he is not quite ready, and that it would have been to his advantage to land on a team where he could sit back and develop for a year or two while counting his millions. Plus, Sacramento is about as far away as one can get from Trenton, New Jersey. I'm sorry...I still think he should have stayed one more year at Syracuse, and not for selfish reasons. Edit: I just got the sitting on balls reference. Haha.

Mali's body language was weird when he was drafted by Sacramento. Seemed like he was disappointed...maybe expected to be drafted elsewhere. Perhaps just disappointed that he slid to #22 Anyway, congrats to both Mali and G on getting drafted. There were some pretty good college basketball players left on the board when the 2nd round concluded. I heard somewhere this morning that 44 Cuse players have now been drafted into the NBA since JB took over. Pretty cool.

I tried to think if I had to draft the Bills players round by round. 1. Sammy Watkins 2. Marcel Dareus 3. LeSean McCoy 4. Cordy Glenn 5. Ronald Darby 6. Tyrod Taylor 7. Richie Incognito 8. Jerry Hughes 9. Stephon Gilmore 10. Kyle Williams

I really like 5 Guys. Good burger...great fries. A little expensive, but that's okay with me.

This Little Donnie guy probably understands where I'm coming from. Potentially NSFW if your workplace is stupid. http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/67ffdd333d/upright-citizens-brigade-little-donny-part-one-from-thaffner?_cc=__m___&_ccid=5f70e105-ac7b-425a-94bf-746ce63f7345

Now, let's not be ridiculous. This is a serious thread. There are those of us who suffer from this affliction, and we demand to be taken seriously!

Apparently there is room for all! You're right. I went rogue and look what happened. Farted all over my arm fer chrissakes! Thank goodness I have you all to guide me through life's mysteries and conundrums such as this right here. Long balls be damned!!!!

I don't even care to know... I met my wife when I was 27. After graduate school. I assume she has seen balls before my balls. Don't ask don't tell.

Okay. I woke up at around 3:30 last night and needed to take a leak. I tried the cupping the junk method, first securing the seat to prevent for shifting (thanks JR), but I mistakenly cupped around the rear. It would have been fine, as there is enough room behind my ass for the reach, but I often pass gas when I am going pee. Especially when I am sitting down for a pee. My upper-wrist/forearm took heavy farting fire during the pee. I did not like that. I'm thinking a frontal cup method would be better. BTW...I asked my wife and she says I have long balls. Thanks for your efforts, Beerball. I love the way we all stick together here. Good times and bad... Good god, no.

Haha. Well played.

Sonic is, by far, the best fast food in the US of A. I don't care if it's horse meat. The burgers are pretty darn tasty.