Johnny Hammersticks

As long as I complete my evaluations/reports, and show up to meetings, I work whatever hours I want. During slow times of the year I might not show up to work all week. During busy times of the year I will work from 7:30-4:00 in the schools, and then write 2-3 reports after the kids go to bed. Finally, I only work from the last week in August until the second week in June.

Lagunitas is a little more expensive here in VT. I love it, but only drink it occasionally. Six pack runs $12+. I can get other local IPA's that are cheaper and quite solid. I wish Fiddlehead IPA was more accessible outside of VT. If I ever make the opener, I will definitely bring a case. A 750ml of Bacardi here is 19.99. I was just at the liquor store and bought a bottle.

Story of my life...

Gugny has very long, pendulous scrotum. Sometimes he smashes his flesh balloon between his thigh and the toilet seat when going to the bathroom. He has issues.

Is Vesey's Father really a scout for Toronto? Yeesh!!

Are those what they keep in those white boob shaped things you can see from the Thruway?

Cuse football is on the upswing with Dino Babers, IMO. He already is doing an excellent job recruiting. At the very least they will be fun to watch on offense.

Spoiled LI punk. Apparently he has twice been arrested for disorderly conduct. I think the article mentioned twice in two weeks, and that he called a police officer the "N word." Could be mistaken though. Also, he already got booted from UMASS Amherst. Hey, if UCONN doesn't work out there's always Rutgers!!

My BIL bought a 60" for his newly finished man cave. He absolutely loves it. I watched a bit of the Germany v Italy game on it while I was home last week and it was pretty awesome.

Et tu, Gugny? I thought we were boys, man...

I watched the game yesterday. DeVito looks like he is going to be a stud.

I like having a kick-off specialist. If Carpenter gets hurt, do you want the result of the game on the leg of Marcel Dareus?

My buddy moved to the Dallas/Ft Worth area in September. He is home visiting now, and he told me that beer, wine, and liquor are really expensive where they live, comparatively. What's up with Texas, CGF?

I googled "rim rider technique" and now there are 2 FBI agents knocking on my door. Thanks.

Haha...I'm sorry man I was just bustin balls. I actually watched it and it was pretty amazing. For those weight lifters out there...has anyone's sphincter/colon ever come flying out during this lift? Serious question.

Maybe the question should be why are you getting a chubby over this giant man in a speedo lifting weights?

It looks like it's going to be tough to keep Nylander off the Buffalo squad. Similar to Eichel, the game just seems to slow down for him.

If someone could invent a toilet seat that doesn't squish your balls when you sit down, that would be tremendous.

Kinda going out on a limb here, but WTF. FWIW, I'm hearing that a verbal commit from grad transfer Andrew White is coming soon.

I appreciate it, my man. I always get a weird response when I call the hotel and ask if their toilets are long-ball friendly.

Just finished watching Bloodline season 2. Very good show, and the second season was better than the first, IMO. Lots of cliffhangers at the end of S2 so I expect that there will be a third season.

Looks like it's between York and Ogunquit. I'll have to see what I can find in terms of lodging. Definitely need to find something with a bedroom and a living room, so we can hang out after the kids go to bed.

Oh yeah, I heard Old Orchard Beach has a small zoo/amusement park. I'll have to look into that one. Thanks.

Definitely looking for sandy beaches. Anyone ever been to Ogunquit? I cup from the front now and set them down safely in the bowl. Problem solved. Oh, we definitely need a hotel with a bedroom/living room deal.