Johnny Hammersticks

Back home to CNY to spend the week with the parents. Stopping today to purchase a few hundred dollars in fireworks.

Yeah, appears as though the market for Kane right now is non-existent.

Disgraceful.

Cue the whiny Patsies fans....

Sounds like a good plot for the new series of Fargo.

I wonder what Patrick Kane would be worth in a trade right now. I'm seeing reports that the Sabres are shopping him.

Eh. The presentation of her alligator appetizer course lacked imagination, and her parsnip purée was insultingly underseasoned.

Hahaha...fair point.

Robert Woods. It always pisses me off when folks bad mouth him around here. The guy just does what he is asked to do and does it well. Ever hear him complaining about lack of targets? He would be justified in doing so, IMO.

Ehhhh....just give me my tacos and shut the hell up. I was at TB yesterday, and the girl at the counter was so annoyingly fake-friendly I almost barfed. When the line calmed down, she actually walked around the dining room area asking folks how their food was. Yeah, I want some rotten toothed meth head talking to me while I guiltily binge on grade F ground beef and free hot sauce.

What is your birthday show, pooj?

Don't do it man. Run. Take all your money, liquidate all your assets, and disappear to Venezuela.

That game against the Jets where Brett Favre threw like 9 TD passes. I nearly launched my TV out the window on that Sunday.

I was massively stoked for Paul Posluszny when they drafted him. He was okay, but I thought he was going to be the next Shane Conlan.

Hmmmm....similar problem. After the initial pee maybe flop that hog up on top of the toilet seat? Keep a coffee can next to the toilet for overflow. Circumcised or uncircumcised?

Mckelvin fumbles the kickoff in the last 2 minutes against NE in the Monday night opener.

Would ya what?

Chic-fil-a fried chicken sandwich/biscuit is simple, but amazingly delicious. Fried chicken breast, good roll, pickles, and mayo. My first job as a psychologist was in the hood in Charlotte, NC. We had a parent night to inform parents about school rules, curriculum, activities, etc... Chic-fil-a donated 500 chicken sandwiches for the event, but only like 25 parents showed up. I took home like 50 of them and stocked the fridge...haha. Good eats.

Bad things man... http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xZitnUJziLM

I like the Flutie-Tyrod comps for the reason you just mentioned. Makes big plays at crucial times. Game day players...

Seriously. I don't know what these people are talking about. 5 guys is pricy for fast food but very, very good IMO.

Yeah, but she's not not hot either.

Bruce Smith for me. Watching the games as a kid expecting Bruce to get around (or through) the LT to lay a big hit on the quarterback. Back when you could actually lay a hit on a quarterback without getting suspended. Bad things man...

There has been some buzz on Twitter about how he choked a girl at a nightclub, and consequently got his face punched in by 2 men. I don't know about the credibility of the source, however, as people are saying the story is made up. So, essentially, I have no idea what is happening....

Hahaha...I even chuckled when I first read it. Never made the connection. Probably all that weed I smoked in high school/college.