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  1. Johnny Hammersticks
    Goodwin looked very good on Monday. Ran very good routes and caught everything. Tyrod looked his way a lot.
  2. Johnny Hammersticks
    Thanks, man. Lack of OT depth, especially LT depth, IS very concerning. Henderson, if healthy, could kick over there in a pinch and hold his own, IMO. Big question mark though. Has Mills played LT? I see that Velasco is listed as a back up LT on some depth charts. Has he even played OT before? I know he has long arms for an OG.
  3. Johnny Hammersticks
    Was Valedictorian at Trump U!
  4. Johnny Hammersticks
    He was perfect yesterday, but missed 2 today. One was shanked really badly to the left. It's tough being a kicker in the NFL.
  5. Johnny Hammersticks
    Just left. Will report later on my "notes." Just wanted to say that Tyrod is an absolute class act. One of the few players to sign autographs after practice. He stayed until every last person who wanted one got an autograph. Took pictures with anyone who asked. What a humble and generous person. lmao....I don't blame you.
  6. Johnny Hammersticks
    I'm certainly no Astro, but I'll try my best to write up a little narrative about what I saw today.
  7. Johnny Hammersticks
    I'll be there with my son. Would love to meet anyone who is going to be there. I'll be on the lookout for Astro.
  8. Johnny Hammersticks
    Went to a brew-fest in Stowe, Vermont today. Over 50 brewers, cider makers, and distilleries. I am excellently hammered, and about to go to a great steak restaurant with my wife. Life is good...
  9. Johnny Hammersticks
    Wait, are you insinuating that I sit on my balls on purpose? Like, what, who would want to do that? Tom is a hemaphrodite poster.
  10. Johnny Hammersticks
    Ahhhh....good one.
  11. Johnny Hammersticks
    Nickle linebacker competition?
  12. Johnny Hammersticks
    Dolphins 3rd overall pick in 2013. He pretty much stunk in his first two seasons, and I don't think he has much more to offer. Like Aaron Maybin but heavier and slower.
  13. Johnny Hammersticks
    This is the exact reason Buffalo didn't draft BYU long-snapper, Jake Rhododendron-Hippopotamus.
  14. Johnny Hammersticks
    Dion Jordan is not good. Not worried about him at all.
  15. Johnny Hammersticks
    I still maintain, as I do every year, that the scariest part of this season is SPIDERS!!
  16. Johnny Hammersticks
    I just peeked at prices on stubhub, and the best deal I can find is around 160-170 range for the lower part of the upper deck. Is this what most people who aren't season ticket holders paying? I'd definitely like to make this game.
  17. Johnny Hammersticks
    Sweet, sweet Mary Jane!! Normally I'm into bar sloths, but she a real woofer. Pooj?
  18. Johnny Hammersticks
    This thread reminds me of some advice I was given by a man far wiser than JH. If you're not happy with your job, accuse your boss of sexual harassment. Then watch the severance package roll in.
  19. Johnny Hammersticks
    Despite the small sample size, if you can't tell the difference between TT and Fitz/Trent, I don't know what can be done for you. Pay the freaking man!!!
  20. Johnny Hammersticks
    I'd speculate that the combination of smoking weed and coming from low SES background is a more accurate predictor of being a loser. Level of education is also a factor. I know a lot of very successful potheads.
  21. Johnny Hammersticks
    Looks like he came to his senses at the end there. Man, he dusted those cops though. What an idiot.
  22. Johnny Hammersticks
    I quit weed for 6 years, and recently started puffing again occasionally. Probably once or twice a week. I use a vaporizer now which is much healthier. Makes doing yard work fun. Also, the byproduct of the vaporizer can be made into really potent pot brownies/cookies.
  23. Johnny Hammersticks
    Enjoys viewing said camera footage online while he slaps the salami.
  24. Johnny Hammersticks
    Used to lift things up and put them down. Now, he just prays for a solid bowel movement every day.
  25. Johnny Hammersticks
    Sounds like someone has a man-crush?
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