Johnny Hammersticks

Time Warner sucks almost as bad as Comcast. Crooks.

Completely undamaged. And I even chased after fiddler crabs in my thong bathing suit. Yessir! Good times.

Whether or not your post was in jest, I think you raise an important point. Too many cooks in the kitchen, especially given the HC is the supposed defensive guru.

Clooney? Really? I think he's awesome. Mostly, probably from the work he has done with the Cohen Brothers. Mainly Burn After Reading, Oh Brother Where Art Thou, and Intolerable Cruelty. Brilliant.

This plus LDE/SLB while Shaq Lawson is out. I imagine Manny Lawson will play a great deal at SLB, and IK will see some burn at LDE in 4-3 sets. Randell Johnson at SLB maybe?

We just got back from Maine yesterday evening. We ended up staying at a place in Wells, as the hotel was a third of the price of those in Ogunquit and York. The hotel was priced at $180/night on the website, $151/night on Expedia, and when I called and spoke to someone at the hotel I ended up getting the room for $135/night. Great deal. Two bedrooms (each with a queen bed), a living room with a full size pull out couch, and small kitchen. I just love the beaches on the North Atlantic coast. The water is cooler, but the atmosphere is so unique. My son had a blast running around chasing after crabs, and the tides created warm little tidal pools that were perfect for my 2 year old daughter to play in. We went to the Maine Diner one night purely because we saw it on Diners Drive-Ins & Dives. It was overpriced and the food was terrible. The second night we went to a great little place in Ogunquit, and had some of the best seafood I have ever tasted. We went to a little "food truck" every day for lunch, and enjoyed fresh haddock, fried shrimp, and fried clams. What a beautiful place, and only a 3 hour drive from my house in VT. Thank you everyone for all the suggestions. We are headed back in a few weeks to stay with some friends whose parents own a beach front house in Kennebunkport.

I never get asked about the eyebrow trim (I go to Sportclips), but I see a lot of guys getting their brows trimmed up while I'm there. Grooming unruly eyebrows is just fine with me, but when you see people with overly trimmed/shaped eyebrows (especially men) it just looks creepy IMO.

Agreed. I love Tropic Thunder and Cruise's character kills me every single time.

He's not going to do any time.

Regardless of whether he did it or not, I am hoping that this makes him fall to my 2nd pick in my FF draft.

No. A little suspicious maybe? One looks like it is tilted up more than the other. She said that the lady at the nail salon today told my mother that she didn't care for her demeanor.

Beaver ass juice tastes like raspberries, apparently.

Pretty sure they tried, right? At least it was rumored...

You have to watch the first season of True Detective man. Matt Mc is awesome in that show. I've always found him to be somewhat obnoxious as well, BTW.

Good grief... Is this related to the previous night club thing, or something new?

Well of course! I do love my Mother very much, and would never do or say anything to hurt her feelings. It is difficult to control my natural reaction, however, to the evil quotation marks above her eye balls!

He has been awful in everything since Old School, IMO.

Is anyone else freaked out by women (and perhaps some men) who have phony eyebrows? I've seen people who have them tattooed on, and some who have them drawn on with make-up. They often look disgustingly unnatural and weird. I just came home to CNY for a visit with my folks, and my Mother seems to have had her eyebrows tattooed. They look awful and the worst part is that I can't stop staring at them. I have the urge to take a Sharpie and fill them in a little bit. Also, they obviously are new, however, I can't say anything about them because I don't think I could fake being complimentary. I'm just waiting for one of my kids to say something to her about them...they notice everything! What is the deal? BTW...I fully understand and respect that some people do this because they are suffering from a particular medical condition (e.g., Cancer, Alopecia) and I am entirely empathetic. Thoughts??

Good to know, Pooj. Although, when it comes to Sriracha "underwhelming" might actually be a positive thing.

Nick Cage in anything but Raising Arizona.

Ever tried Rogue Brewery Sriracha Hot Stout? http://www.rogue.com/rogue_beer/rogue-sriracha-hot-stout/ They have it at my beer store. I have yet to try it, but the time is coming.

Not a big fan of raspberry flavored things, but I love beaver ass juice.

The Night Of is a new series on HBO Sunday nights. I watched the first 2 episodes and it is pretty excellent so far.

Can I please sign up for the "Please no, Not Reggie Bush fan club??"

2 goats and a 20 pound bag of rice.