Johnny Hammersticks

No. A little suspicious maybe? One looks like it is tilted up more than the other. She said that the lady at the nail salon today told my mother that she didn't care for her demeanor.

Beaver ass juice tastes like raspberries, apparently.

Pretty sure they tried, right? At least it was rumored...

You have to watch the first season of True Detective man. Matt Mc is awesome in that show. I've always found him to be somewhat obnoxious as well, BTW.

Good grief... Is this related to the previous night club thing, or something new?

Well of course! I do love my Mother very much, and would never do or say anything to hurt her feelings. It is difficult to control my natural reaction, however, to the evil quotation marks above her eye balls!

He has been awful in everything since Old School, IMO.

Is anyone else freaked out by women (and perhaps some men) who have phony eyebrows? I've seen people who have them tattooed on, and some who have them drawn on with make-up. They often look disgustingly unnatural and weird. I just came home to CNY for a visit with my folks, and my Mother seems to have had her eyebrows tattooed. They look awful and the worst part is that I can't stop staring at them. I have the urge to take a Sharpie and fill them in a little bit. Also, they obviously are new, however, I can't say anything about them because I don't think I could fake being complimentary. I'm just waiting for one of my kids to say something to her about them...they notice everything! What is the deal? BTW...I fully understand and respect that some people do this because they are suffering from a particular medical condition (e.g., Cancer, Alopecia) and I am entirely empathetic. Thoughts??

Good to know, Pooj. Although, when it comes to Sriracha "underwhelming" might actually be a positive thing.

Nick Cage in anything but Raising Arizona.

Ever tried Rogue Brewery Sriracha Hot Stout? http://www.rogue.com/rogue_beer/rogue-sriracha-hot-stout/ They have it at my beer store. I have yet to try it, but the time is coming.

Not a big fan of raspberry flavored things, but I love beaver ass juice.

The Night Of is a new series on HBO Sunday nights. I watched the first 2 episodes and it is pretty excellent so far.

Can I please sign up for the "Please no, Not Reggie Bush fan club??"

2 goats and a 20 pound bag of rice.

"I'm the Anti-Christ. You've got me in a vendetta kind of mood. You tell the angels in heaven you've never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you." Vincenzo Coccotti (Chris Walken) True Romance

They're not hot because of him. He had two daughters born who resembled him, but they were promptly left in the wild to be eaten by wolves.

Put a tie, and a "Make America Great Again" hat on it. Instant, hilarious Halloween costume.

This is just not fair for Chelsea. Damn...Ivanka is smokin.

Yes...

I'm so excited to see anything other than Patsies gear here in Vermont. Any time I see someone wearing Bills gear I make sure to go out of my way to give them the "GO BILLS!"

My balls were tingling. You rang?

If you do it right you don't have to haggle. They actually give you "credits" on your account for being a good customer. All you need to do, really, is ask to use them. There is absolutely no need to threaten cancellation, be nasty, or make up stories. I think the mistake people sometimes make when calling DTV is that they try too hard.

Double gross. The kid is going to come out looking like George Hamilton.

You did say that you have 2 years remaining on your contract, so if you made the call around the same time last year I suppose there is a chance that you do not have any "credits" available. Still, it amazes me that they won't do anything to placate you. Wow...sorry man. You could always call up in a couple days and say something like "I talked with my wife and she does not want to switch satellite services. I would like to revoke my request to cancel my service. However, financially I am having trouble justifying paying this much for television. Is there anything you can you do for me?"