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Ha! That is good stuff right there. You're under arrest, nerd!

FWIW...Groy subbed for Wood during 11:11's when Wood had to run his lap for false start. I see Gilly ahead of Wilder for RB depth.

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Wasn't impressed with Wilder on Monday. He just has this awkward running style, and doesn't look very quick. He seems to run too "upright" kinda like Dickerson or George, but without being nearly as talented as Dickerson or George. JWill had one nice carry that I saw during 11:11's. He ran off tackle, set up his blocks well, and hit the hole quickly for a nice gain. Other than that, I didn't even notice him out there.

I floss every night before bed out of habit, but I think the necessity of flossing depends on your teeth. I have two different spots in my mouth (one bottom molar and one top incisor) that seem to collect food material. Especially when I eat meat. Those are the only two areas that I really need to floss. If I didn't floss those two areas there surely would be some decay. My other teeth are tight enough together where food does not get stuck. It takes 15 seconds...why not?

Secret Life of Pets was really, really well done. Take it from a guy with two young children. They enjoyed it immensely, and I thought it was really funny. There were more than a few times when I was laughing so hard I had tears rolling down my face (probably in part from watching my kids crack up). I thought Bourne was pretty good. It was what I have come to expect from Bourne. Fight scene, brief dialogue, car/motorcycle chase, wash...rinse...repeat. I walked away from the theater satisfied. My favorite Bourne is actually the one with Jeremy Renner. Worth seeing in the theatre, IMO, but definitely worth a rental.

Goodwin looked very good on Monday. Ran very good routes and caught everything. Tyrod looked his way a lot.

Thanks, man. Lack of OT depth, especially LT depth, IS very concerning. Henderson, if healthy, could kick over there in a pinch and hold his own, IMO. Big question mark though. Has Mills played LT? I see that Velasco is listed as a back up LT on some depth charts. Has he even played OT before? I know he has long arms for an OG.

Was Valedictorian at Trump U!

He was perfect yesterday, but missed 2 today. One was shanked really badly to the left. It's tough being a kicker in the NFL.

Just left. Will report later on my "notes." Just wanted to say that Tyrod is an absolute class act. One of the few players to sign autographs after practice. He stayed until every last person who wanted one got an autograph. Took pictures with anyone who asked. What a humble and generous person. lmao....I don't blame you.

I'm certainly no Astro, but I'll try my best to write up a little narrative about what I saw today.

I'll be there with my son. Would love to meet anyone who is going to be there. I'll be on the lookout for Astro.

Went to a brew-fest in Stowe, Vermont today. Over 50 brewers, cider makers, and distilleries. I am excellently hammered, and about to go to a great steak restaurant with my wife. Life is good...

Wait, are you insinuating that I sit on my balls on purpose? Like, what, who would want to do that? Tom is a hemaphrodite poster.

Ahhhh....good one.

Nickle linebacker competition?

Dolphins 3rd overall pick in 2013. He pretty much stunk in his first two seasons, and I don't think he has much more to offer. Like Aaron Maybin but heavier and slower.

This is the exact reason Buffalo didn't draft BYU long-snapper, Jake Rhododendron-Hippopotamus.

Dion Jordan is not good. Not worried about him at all.

I still maintain, as I do every year, that the scariest part of this season is SPIDERS!!

I just peeked at prices on stubhub, and the best deal I can find is around 160-170 range for the lower part of the upper deck. Is this what most people who aren't season ticket holders paying? I'd definitely like to make this game.

Sweet, sweet Mary Jane!! Normally I'm into bar sloths, but she a real woofer. Pooj?

This thread reminds me of some advice I was given by a man far wiser than JH. If you're not happy with your job, accuse your boss of sexual harassment. Then watch the severance package roll in.

Despite the small sample size, if you can't tell the difference between TT and Fitz/Trent, I don't know what can be done for you. Pay the freaking man!!!