Johnny Hammersticks

I'm not a teacher. They don't make schitt for money, and have horrible jobs where they basically get schitt on every day. I'm a psychologist who is employed as the director of student services (special education). Maybe you didn't know, Ryan. I'm kind of a big deal. This is really funny to me. Actually, there is likely demand out there for this sexual proclivity. I suspect in China and Japan.

Quite the ladies man. Takes all his best girls to Golden Corral.

Has a sandwich named after him at the local deli. It's called "The Stinky Landscaper that Makes our Female Patrons Uncomfortable."

I will make a point of it. An old college pal actually lives in Dover. Can't beat the prices on booze there either.

Insists I went to NH went I actually went to ME.

(*^*&%^$^#stoner

Lures hapless Pokemon nerds to his house, and then forces them eat his food and listen to Umphrey's McGee.

Gets frequent genital yeast infections.

Does anyone remember that pre-draft show on ESPN that highlighted several prospects as they worked out with Steve Mariucci? One episode was Aldon Smith and Dareus. I just remember Aldon acting like suck a punk, and he and Dareus were going back and forth at each other. What a waste of God given talent...

My prediction is that they will franchise him next year, draft a CB in the first or second round to groom, and then let him go after 2017. I believe Darby will be better in the long run, and will require a substantial deal after he plays out his rookie deal. I would love for them to extend Gilmore, but I just don't see it happening.

I was watching last night. When Buffalo was brought up as a possibility I cringed...waiting for the joke. I was pleasantly surprised with his response. Especially the comments about TT.

Pay the backup QB 5 million more than our starter in 2016? Common man! This is like a crayonz thread without the humor or intellect.

(*^*&%^$^#stoner

I know we drove through it. Beautiful bridge...

But is he worth north of 10 million/year? Because that is what he is rumored to be asking. No.

Time Warner sucks almost as bad as Comcast. Crooks.

Completely undamaged. And I even chased after fiddler crabs in my thong bathing suit. Yessir! Good times.

Whether or not your post was in jest, I think you raise an important point. Too many cooks in the kitchen, especially given the HC is the supposed defensive guru.

Clooney? Really? I think he's awesome. Mostly, probably from the work he has done with the Cohen Brothers. Mainly Burn After Reading, Oh Brother Where Art Thou, and Intolerable Cruelty. Brilliant.

This plus LDE/SLB while Shaq Lawson is out. I imagine Manny Lawson will play a great deal at SLB, and IK will see some burn at LDE in 4-3 sets. Randell Johnson at SLB maybe?

We just got back from Maine yesterday evening. We ended up staying at a place in Wells, as the hotel was a third of the price of those in Ogunquit and York. The hotel was priced at $180/night on the website, $151/night on Expedia, and when I called and spoke to someone at the hotel I ended up getting the room for $135/night. Great deal. Two bedrooms (each with a queen bed), a living room with a full size pull out couch, and small kitchen. I just love the beaches on the North Atlantic coast. The water is cooler, but the atmosphere is so unique. My son had a blast running around chasing after crabs, and the tides created warm little tidal pools that were perfect for my 2 year old daughter to play in. We went to the Maine Diner one night purely because we saw it on Diners Drive-Ins & Dives. It was overpriced and the food was terrible. The second night we went to a great little place in Ogunquit, and had some of the best seafood I have ever tasted. We went to a little "food truck" every day for lunch, and enjoyed fresh haddock, fried shrimp, and fried clams. What a beautiful place, and only a 3 hour drive from my house in VT. Thank you everyone for all the suggestions. We are headed back in a few weeks to stay with some friends whose parents own a beach front house in Kennebunkport.

I never get asked about the eyebrow trim (I go to Sportclips), but I see a lot of guys getting their brows trimmed up while I'm there. Grooming unruly eyebrows is just fine with me, but when you see people with overly trimmed/shaped eyebrows (especially men) it just looks creepy IMO.

Agreed. I love Tropic Thunder and Cruise's character kills me every single time.

He's not going to do any time.

Regardless of whether he did it or not, I am hoping that this makes him fall to my 2nd pick in my FF draft.