Johnny Hammersticks

Rock your Vineyard Vines garb, plenz. If you're feeling good about your style then who gives a f$&k what other people think. Salmon pants/shorts aren't for me though. I'm a cargo short wearing mother trucker. #cargoshortsaretheballs

He participated in only the 1914 olympics and won the pentathlon and the decathlon. After that the guy needed to make a living (I understand he was a big drinker), so he went on to play professional football, baseball, and basketball. If he could have been a career Olympian, like Phelps, who knows how many medals he would have won. I wonder if that fairy sprinter from 2200 years ago could have played 3 American professional sports? Surely not Michael Phelps.

All I wear are cargo shorts. Wait. Am I not cool?

Vice Treasurer of the Indigo Girls Fan Club.

I actually laughed out loud at this one. Well done my friend.

Yikes! Do you whip yourself with an electrical cord if you forget an item at the grocery store?

Is dating that cashier at McDonalds. She's not much to look at, and has very few functional teeth, but she's a giver in the sack.

"Greatest ever" what? Greatest swimmer ever? Yeah, probably. Greatest Olympian ever? Maybe...warrants further consideration. Greatest athlete ever? I don't think so. Again, I would say Jim Thorpe, Bo Jackson, and Jim Brown are amongst the best athletes ever.

That's what she said?

Yeah, like I said, best swimmer of all time. Jim Thorpe played professional football, basketball, and baseball.....AND tore up the olympics. Bo Jackson played at a very high level, in a more modern era, in both professional football and baseball. Unheard of. Just sayin.... Probably a different forum for this discussion though.

It almost sounds as though you are enjoying these unfortunate injuries. Seems as though there are much easier teams for you to follow. You know, those teams that never have injured players?

Yeesh! 61 years old. What a horrible thing.

My friend texted this same message to me yesterday. No way. Greatest swimmer of all time. Not downplaying his greatness, but what other sport does he excel at? Jim Thorpe, Bo Jackson, and maybe Jim Brown belong in the greatest athlete of all time discussion, IMO. Love watching Phelps compete though.

Position yourself near the fence toward the end of practice. Jockey for an open position and don't give it up. People get ruthless there man.

My hometown too. I was at Prison City this past Saturday night. So nice to see that they're doing some great things downtown, and Prison City Brewery is a really nice place. Strangely, I have never tried their beer. Pretty solid food there too.

Stranger Things is a really, really cool show. If Spielberg and Steven King did a project together, this is what it would look like. Love the 80's vibe, and it's pretty intense at times. I'm through episode 6. Probably watch the final 2 tomorrow. I enjoy this show.

Wrong message board, Ryan. Get to the free clinic.

Just saw this. Good contingency signing in the event that Ragland's injury is serious. Zack Brown and he would compliment each other nicely.

I actually tried a caffeinated "espresso stout" at a brewfest I went to recently in Stowe, VT. It was delicious. I was telling my wife that it would be even better with a floater of Baileys or something similar. Kind of like drinking an iced coffee. Would be great for gameday mornings. II will try to find the brewery that makes it.

He certainly "looked the part" when I saw him at TC, and it seems like the coaches are giving him every chance to prove himself.

Greg Hardy is a scumbag. I know from personal experience (I'd rather not get into). I'd rather they bring in Charles Manson to play DE/OLB.

A people pleaser. His avatar of Kate Upton is sexually appealing for all the fatty-fat pig chasers on TSW.

Any IPA drinkers try that Founders All Day IPA? It's pretty good. Great taste of an IPA and you can drink them all day long.

Has "spinner" rims he bought from Walmart on his Dodge Neon.