Johnny Hammersticks

Seriously, can Carp not get close to the goal line from the 35? IMO, keeping a kickoff specialist is asinine.

Agree with everything with one exception. I thought Ryan Groy was awful yesterday. Constantly getting pushed into the backfield, and seemed particularly bad in the run game. I think he is better than Velasco, but that's like saying a poke in the eye is better than a kick in the nuts. I hope they are able to find someone decent on waivers for quality depth.

The defense looks more organized, and the pre-snap communication seems to be improved. Last season, watching the opposing offenses snap the football before our defense was even set was very frustrating.

Not to mention the guy is a concussion away from being a certified window licker.

Do you really think he is worth the money they are paying him?

You da man! I've been looking for a couple weeks now. Ordered!

Just got my Tyrod jersey in the mail yesterday.

Where do you find those camo ones that Ed Reed wears? I've looked everywhere.

Jeez...all sunshine and roses around here today.

The marriage counselor said that Mrs. Hammersticks and I needed to make an effort to be more adventurous in the bedroom. After a few drinks last night she asked me to give her all 9 hard inches and make it hurt. Doing my best as a loving husband to accommodate, I put it in 3 times and punched her in the forehead.

A bit of a tangent here, but I hate how Duke Williams tackles. He often flies up for the big hit, and fails to wrap up his tackle. Typically, the ball carrier just bounces off of him and scampers for more yards. This happened twice during the Colts game. That said, I have noticed a positive difference in his play during this offseason.

The man who purchased the Playboy mansion, when he decides to move in, will need to purchase an additional 100 million dollars worth of Lysol.

My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad I had to take his bike away. Pure gold...

The deal would have to involve a 1st round pick, and yes, I'd trade away his &$$. Freaking unbelievable that he would be so disrespectful to his employers, coaches, family/friends, and the community.

I didn't even know that those were the lyrics...

I get it, OP. He appears confident and at-ease out there. Looks like he is always having fun. I like that, and JK behaved similarly on the football field. Big arm with a monster physical presence. Rookies, especially supposed project QB's, don't typically climb the pocket and hit Powell with that laser. We are all cautiously optimistic...well some more than others, but there is a lot to be excited about here. We shall see.

TIL that joesixpack is a Nancy boy.

What the f&@k is wrong with putting a lime in a Corona?

http://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/08/15/sports/olympics/ryan-lochte-and-three-teammates-robbed-at-gunpoint.html?_r=0&referer=https://www.google.com/ Lochte told NBC News. "We got pulled over, in the taxi, and these guys came out with a badge, a police badge, no lights, no nothing just a police badge and they pulled us over,” Lochte said. “They pulled out their guns, they told the other swimmers to get down on the ground — they got down on the ground. I refused, I was like we didn’t do anything wrong, so — I’m not getting down on the ground. “And then the guy pulled out his gun, he cocked it, put it to my forehead and he said, ‘Get down,’ and I put my hands up, I was like ‘whatever.’ He took our money, he took my wallet — he left my cellphone, he left my credentials.” What an idiot. The guy tried to get tough with street criminals in Brazil.

I've been to TC twice and now watched one game, and they guy is just always making plays. I know we have guys like this every year that don't pan out. I'm rooting for this kid though.

Walt Powell helped himself a great deal yesterday. Very smart special teams play, and the guy just continues to make plays on offense like he has done all of camp thus far. I think he makes the team.

Yes. /thread

Is the expectation still that he will be back by week one, or is that more hopeful thinking?

Put Cardale at OLB!

I didn't want to say it, but...