Johnny Hammersticks

Dafuq is wawa?

I'm pretty adventurous when it comes to food, but I took a whiff of a piece of limberger in the grocery store and nearly barfed. Smells like a poop diaper that has been baking in the sun for a couple days. I don't know if I could get it near my mouth without tossing my cookies.

I'd rather do a Jolly Rancher suppository.

I will only take tequila shots after touchdowns. I will not settle and take shots after field goals like last season. Sorry guys, I'm pretty sure I cost us a few games.

Well, 100% of Johnny Hammersticks thinks these "experts" are stupid idiots.

Gefilta fish

Some people dip their french fries in mayonnaise. This is absolutely disgusting.

I'm concerned about the right side of the offensive line. Miller seems to have had a good preseason and is healthy, but the jury is still out on him. I've seen enough of Mills to determine that he is just not very good. Seeing Ryan Kerrigan take him to the woodshed reaffirmed that for me. Gotta keep #5 upright or we're screwed.

Just finished episode 5 last night myself. I thought that Velasco torture scene was going to be so much worse. My wife covered her eyes. Great season thus far.

Funny, I was thinking the same thing as I read the OP. I have a difficult enough time eating at the tables with all the itchy scratchys that crawl around my local McD's.

I'm Harvin a wet Percy Kept it from last season...

Shhhhhhhhh....don't tell them!

And pretty much sucked during the rest of the preseason. O'Leary is garbage.

Tyrod pass TD to McCoy for 12 yards.

Remember chef...a Kiko Alonso jersey is not worth it.

Holy moly!

Yes, I believe it is. For some reason I thought it was more expensive than $10 though. Never paid any such fee traveling to Jamaica, Antigua, or the Bahamas. Yeah, we went at the peak of tourist season in February. Probably why the lines were so long.

Good insurance at PR/KR also in case anything happens to Reggie Kardashian.

We went to the Hard Rock Resort in Punta Cana this past February. Was a really nice all-inclusive with great food, top shelf drinks, and great entertainment including a pretty decent casino. Only draw back was that it was very busy and crowded...very loud with people partying at all hours of the night. The beaches there are great though. Fair warning...going through customs at the airport is hell. Expect to wait in line for 2-3 hours, and bring cash as they charge you something like $40 per person to even go through customs (cash only). Edit: looks like you will be flying into a different airport than we did, but expect a similar experience just in case.

I still can't believe they gave Tavon Austin that contract. What a joke.

Yeah, we're almost done with season 2 and I'm getting a little frustrated. So many "investigative dead ends," that it is becoming kind of ridiculous. I'm going to tough this season out, but depending on how it ends I probably won't watch season 3.

This season has definitely been disappointing, IMO. I can't really figure out what is so different from previous seasons.

Really? I've been a customer since 2007, have had ST every single year, and have never paid full price for it. In fact, I believe I have gotten it for free all but maybe 2 years.

Thanks for being a good TBD friend, CGF. She always remembers my daughter's birthday every year (I regularly forget my parents' anniversary), and always has good advice pertaining to getting raw egg off your windshield in -65 degree temps. Great person and an important part of this community. Cheers...

How could you not be enthusiastic after watching Velasco struggle so badly? I'm loving just about any move to add decent depth to the interior OL.