Johnny Hammersticks

Funny. First thing I thought of when I saw that video is...oh that poor girl! And then I thought a little more and realized that she likely has a Father out there somewhere. Yikes!

Brandon is great at his job. Two consecutive seasons of record season ticket sales in spite of not making the playoffs in 16 years? I'd say he's handling his responsibilities well. Not sure he has much say in personnel decisions...probably had a say in the Ryan hire so I guess you could hold that against him.

I don't understand what the big deal is here. Having worked in hundreds of schools in 4 different states, this woman is dressed like a nun compared to many of the young female teachers I have seen.

13? Really? I didn't think there were that many 300 yard passing games since '03. Winning!!

Last season Wilcots and Dedes really bothered me, but I also have become numb to it. They suck and I barely even listen to what they say.

Power just came back on!!! Holy crap, I need to start drinking heavily.

Power is still out. Crew showed up about 15 minutes ago. Looks like they're replacing all the wiring and it's 11:45! Closest bar with NFL ST is 40 minutes to north in Middlebury. I can't deal....

I woke up in my dorm room (after a heavy night of drinking) at around 11:00, walked across the hall to take a shower, and notice people in the hallway sobbing and hugging each other. Didn't think much of it, as I was really hung over. It wasn't until I got out of the shower and turned on the television that I realized what had happened. Classes were cancelled. Very sad day, as many of my close friends were personally affected.

I thought she was good. Looked ridiculous like a train conductor, but good singer.

I think I saw one down in SC. Is that a gas station?

I got strep throat....just got back from the urgent care Hot tea with honey and lemon. Chicken noodle soup with oyster crackers. Sprite. F&$k!! Also, a freaking power line came down in front of my house. No power. They're saying it could be hours before we get power back, as there are downed trees and power lines all over the county.

Jared Cook is in GB and has looked really good. Might be a decent band-aid if you don't have any better options.

I don't think we have those here in Vermont. They have vegan options on their menu? I'm a level 4 vegan. I don't eat anything that casts a shadow.

Dafuq is wawa?

I'm pretty adventurous when it comes to food, but I took a whiff of a piece of limberger in the grocery store and nearly barfed. Smells like a poop diaper that has been baking in the sun for a couple days. I don't know if I could get it near my mouth without tossing my cookies.

I'd rather do a Jolly Rancher suppository.

I will only take tequila shots after touchdowns. I will not settle and take shots after field goals like last season. Sorry guys, I'm pretty sure I cost us a few games.

Well, 100% of Johnny Hammersticks thinks these "experts" are stupid idiots.

Gefilta fish

Some people dip their french fries in mayonnaise. This is absolutely disgusting.

I'm concerned about the right side of the offensive line. Miller seems to have had a good preseason and is healthy, but the jury is still out on him. I've seen enough of Mills to determine that he is just not very good. Seeing Ryan Kerrigan take him to the woodshed reaffirmed that for me. Gotta keep #5 upright or we're screwed.

Just finished episode 5 last night myself. I thought that Velasco torture scene was going to be so much worse. My wife covered her eyes. Great season thus far.

Funny, I was thinking the same thing as I read the OP. I have a difficult enough time eating at the tables with all the itchy scratchys that crawl around my local McD's.

I'm Harvin a wet Percy Kept it from last season...

Shhhhhhhhh....don't tell them!