Johnny Hammersticks

Gross.

Dareus has been an absolute beast since returning from his suspension. Now he's the problem?

The real freaks are the special ed teachers 😬

Yes. It's poor form to fire a HC within the last couple games of the season. He's either fired directly after the end of the regular season, or he's got another year.

Grrr...... So one of my responsibilities around the house is garbage and recyclables. I hang a "recyclables bag" from a hook at the top of the staircase leading down to the basement. Open the door, and boom...right there. Does my wife put them in the bag, you ask? No, she puts them on the counter LITERALLY two steps from the freaking basement door! This is cathartic 😏

This actually is a really exciting game to watch despite the boring offenses. Go Army!

"Hill is the fourth district employee this year to be accused of sexual misconduct with a student." Holy crap!

That's crazy! Tell her to stop at Sport Clips after her appointment. They give free edge-ups.

I think Thompson is going to be a star if he stays in school and develops properly.

I'm probably going to have to throw two pieces away without her noticing.

This thread is not about bashing women. We all (well I'm assuming most of us) love our wives dearly, and appreciate them very much. My wife is absolutely amazing. Loves me still despite me being an immature 17 year old trapped in a 38 year old's body. She is also the best Mother I could ever ask for to my 2 beautiful children. I am very happy and a lucky man. That said, my wife has certain "quirks" that drive me absolutely bonkers. Here's an example... Today we were all playing games in the play room. My daughter was playing with her dolls, giving them a spa treatment, and my son and I were playing Jenga. One of the "logs" from the Jenga game was missing, but it didn't affect the game. We were just fine. My wife's brain malfunctions when she learns about missing game pieces. I could see her eye twitch. It happens. When you have a 7 year old and a 3 year old...inevitable game pieces go missing. My wife couldn't handle it. She was so irritated about the missing Jenga piece that she spent 2 hours tearing apart the house looking for it. She then stormed up to the play room, having not found the piece, and scolded all of us for not being more careful with our belongings. We all just looked at each other, pretended to be sorry, and went back to playing. My wife stomps down the stairs, puts on her shoes and coat, and walks out the door. I hear her car backing out of the driveway. She comes back 20 minutes later with a new Jenga game. She just could not go on about her day knowing that there was an incomplete Jenga game in our home. That's just one example. I have plenty more. This is the place to share/vent about these things. I suppose girlfriend/fiancé stories belong here as well. Let's hear those stories....

I hope they all get their faces chewed off by their "pet" tigers just like what happened to that flamboyant magician. "That tiger didn't go crazy. That tiger went tiger!"

Jacksonville is going to move their franchise to London. Book it.

Actually, with regard to the tiger thing in Texas, I believe most of them belong to private owners.

There are more tigers in captivity in the state of Texas than there are in the entire rest of the world. Learned that yesterday. Things are phucked up, man.

Not much to do in Bath...

UCONN beat BU 50-49 a few weeks ago, and we hang 99 on them today. Thompson and Gillon both go off. This team is so schizophrenic 😟

This thread just took a dark turn 😳

I like your spirit, Dr. Sack. Let's break Big Ben's nose!

No way. He sucks. I betcha the hoodie would trade Garoppolo for Tyrod in about 2 seconds.

30 year old trusty snapper was worn out. Giggity!

Maybe not if he gets her to drink enough GHB....errr I mean Chardonnay.

Mmmmm.....Stephanie Tanner I wonder what ever happened to the twins? Are they still all skeletal, eating disorder type hot?

At the very least I will be able to gloat a little this year when we spend xmas day with the in-laws. Steelers fans in Cortland? WTF

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