Johnny Hammersticks

This thread is not about bashing women. We all (well I'm assuming most of us) love our wives dearly, and appreciate them very much. My wife is absolutely amazing. Loves me still despite me being an immature 17 year old trapped in a 38 year old's body. She is also the best Mother I could ever ask for to my 2 beautiful children. I am very happy and a lucky man. That said, my wife has certain "quirks" that drive me absolutely bonkers. Here's an example... Today we were all playing games in the play room. My daughter was playing with her dolls, giving them a spa treatment, and my son and I were playing Jenga. One of the "logs" from the Jenga game was missing, but it didn't affect the game. We were just fine. My wife's brain malfunctions when she learns about missing game pieces. I could see her eye twitch. It happens. When you have a 7 year old and a 3 year old...inevitable game pieces go missing. My wife couldn't handle it. She was so irritated about the missing Jenga piece that she spent 2 hours tearing apart the house looking for it. She then stormed up to the play room, having not found the piece, and scolded all of us for not being more careful with our belongings. We all just looked at each other, pretended to be sorry, and went back to playing. My wife stomps down the stairs, puts on her shoes and coat, and walks out the door. I hear her car backing out of the driveway. She comes back 20 minutes later with a new Jenga game. She just could not go on about her day knowing that there was an incomplete Jenga game in our home. That's just one example. I have plenty more. This is the place to share/vent about these things. I suppose girlfriend/fiancé stories belong here as well. Let's hear those stories....

I hope they all get their faces chewed off by their "pet" tigers just like what happened to that flamboyant magician. "That tiger didn't go crazy. That tiger went tiger!"

Jacksonville is going to move their franchise to London. Book it.

Actually, with regard to the tiger thing in Texas, I believe most of them belong to private owners.

There are more tigers in captivity in the state of Texas than there are in the entire rest of the world. Learned that yesterday. Things are phucked up, man.

Not much to do in Bath...

UCONN beat BU 50-49 a few weeks ago, and we hang 99 on them today. Thompson and Gillon both go off. This team is so schizophrenic 😟

This thread just took a dark turn 😳

I like your spirit, Dr. Sack. Let's break Big Ben's nose!

No way. He sucks. I betcha the hoodie would trade Garoppolo for Tyrod in about 2 seconds.

30 year old trusty snapper was worn out. Giggity!

Maybe not if he gets her to drink enough GHB....errr I mean Chardonnay.

Mmmmm.....Stephanie Tanner I wonder what ever happened to the twins? Are they still all skeletal, eating disorder type hot?

At the very least I will be able to gloat a little this year when we spend xmas day with the in-laws. Steelers fans in Cortland? WTF

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Indeed. This team will undoubtedly improve over the course of the season....especially on defense The question is will they improve enough in time to build a resume for the NCAA tournament. After watching them play against teams like UCONN, I have nightmares about teams like UNC, Duke, Louisville, Notre Dame and Virginia. Not to mention "middle of the pack" teams like Miami, VA Tech, Florida State, and Pitt. I just don't see this team coming together in time. Watching this team closely, they lack leadership. Perhaps more importantly, they appear to lack intensity. They look tentative and almost ambivalent out there. It seems like no one other than AW3 wants to shoot, and he alone cannot carry this team on his back...even on a very good night. We need more out of Lydon, we need much more out of Battle who seems capable but lacks confidence, and we need TRoberson to man up and bang some bodies out there. Howard also needs to show more discipline, and needs to drive and dish more often. He just stands out there waiting for someone to get open. A lot needs to happen to get this team on track.

I think the problem may be deeper than this, sadly. Frankly, I just don't think Gillon is very good. Frank is better, but is inconsistent and erratic. Andrew White looks like a one trick pony. Decent spot shooter, but can't make his own shots off the dribble. I don't know what Lydon's deal, but I actually think his best college position is at the 5. I'm not sure if he will be able to play the 3 in the NBA (hence I don't think he will leave early). Roberson is terrible offensively, and all of a sudden, is ineffective on the boards. Again, there is virtually no movement on offense and almost no low-post game to speak of. Things are not looking good,

Uggh....on a train headed back home as I write this. Obviously a horrendous performance last night. No semblance of a half-court offense. I thought the foul on Battle at the end of the game was BS, however, we didn't deserve to win anyway. For anyone who hasn't been to MSG in a while I recommend you check out a Knicks or Rangers game if you are in NYC. They pretty much gutted and re-did the place 3 years ago and it is looking great. There is not a bad seat in the house, everything is very modern looking and clean, and the food/drinks are exceptional. Plus, the acoustics and sound system in there are awesome. We ended up with pretty good 100 level seats. One gripe about the Syracuse students....the student section was completely empty. UCONN students came out in droves and they were very, very loud. I know UCONN is just a short train ride away from MSG, but really? It was pretty disappointing. The Syracuse cheerleaders were not even there and we were considered the home team. Very frustrating game to watch. Does JB even know how to coach offense? There was nothing going on. No movement. No picks or screens. No low post game. Lydon was being covered most of the game by a 6'4" guard, and they refused to give him the ball around the foul line. Shooting was terrible. It's going to be a long season.

Cuse fans everywhere here. Was at the Blarney Stone late last night, and we're headed back there in a bit to start the evening. LGO!

Agreed. Whenever I eat a burger from BK, I end up burping up that nasty "flame broiled" crap they spray on the patties to make them taste grilled. Love me some 5 guys. We ate at the Clifton Park one last weekend after xmas shopping. Soooo good.

Headed to NYC tomorrow for the Cuse-Yukon game on Monday. Hopefully the huskies are as bad as people say, or this is going be be one expensive ass whoopin.

You finally figured me out!! To the bat cave!!

Without Tyrod Taylor, we wouldn't have won 6 fu$&ing games this year! Not six! These other guys just aren't ready. And I read in here about Tyrod Taylor being OVERRATED?! Most bull schitt thing I've heard in 30 years! Seriously...people bitching about Tyrod should take a little stroll down memory lane and think about who we've had under center between Bledsoe and TT.

1994 Beastie Boys - Ill Communication

They walk among us... Holy hell