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Johnny Hammersticks

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  1. Looks like they "Casey Anthony'ed" her for the trial. She's dressed like a nerdy librarian. She's cute, but I bet she's smokin hot with her regular clothes on. I'd hit it... Edit: I just looked at the other three links. Wow.
  2. Punching a female is no bueno. I don't care why he did it. Scumbag.
  3. They walk among us...
  4. I like small (shorter than me and petit) women with big boobs. Like my bride and just about every serious GF that preceded her. That woman looks part Sasquatch.
  5. I remember uncle mcduck had that vault of gold and money, and used to go swimming in it. I dreamed about doing that as a kid.
  6. You should PM PO16FFS. I believe he lives in Rio. I think he spends most of his time on TSW, so he may not see this thread.
  7. If Kyle Williams had played, LB wouldn't have eclipsed 75 yards. Little factoid for ya.
  8. With the exception of his influence in the decision to hire Rex, I don't get the hate for Russ Brandon. The guy is actually very good at his job, which is promoting the team and putting butts in the seats. Despite missing the playoffs for 16 straight years, Buffalo has recorded the highest season ticket sales since the super bowl years. Leave him out of football decisions, fine. It is the owner's responsibility to create those boundaries. I also don't get the Whaley hate. I think it's absurd.
  9. Funny, I'm a clinical psychologist and I have diagnosed her with female according to DSM-V criteria.
  10. Juar kills it always. Cross-thread conversation, Boyst, but I still have some connects with Charlotte-Mech Schools if your looking to cross "naughty teacher" off your tinderbucket list 😄
  11. Ekk....I dined at a Burmese restaurant one time. Python done 50 different ways. Coconut python, popcorn python, beans python and rice, python burger.... ....I'll show myself out.
  12. Her eyes, nose and mouth are too close together. Her overly manicured eyebrows are freaky too. As a high school student, however, I would have laid down with just about anything.
  13. Shower boy has been dead for over a year now, and the pro snowboarder sold the house and moved out to Cali to work on an organic farm. Now, our new neighbors are cross-fit instructors who lift weights in their front yard, and climb up and down ropes hanging from their tree. I can't decide which is worse...heroin addicts or cross-fit people. Petty's wife is obsessed with MC stuff? Small world...
  14. We live in Vermont now, but we spend a couple weeks every summer in my home town, Auburn. She gets a lot of the stuff at the barn sale every year, but my Mother is also addicted and buys us MC stuff all the time. Again, WTF do I care about how the house is decorated? But the place has so much checker pattern going on, I'm about to open a gelato shop in the guest bedroom.
  15. My wife read the Game of Thrones books. I did not. We're currently watching the series on HBO. She feels the need to point out to me every single difference between the show and the fuggin books. Bichesbecrazy
  16. In theory, this team is built for games in inclement weather. In theory...
  17. Roman's system or not, you'd think he would scratch those god awful wildcat plays out of the playbook. Or do they keep them in just to placate the QB Whisperer, David Lee?
  18. I don't necessarily see this team as being talent deficient. They are lacking cohesiveness, and most importantly, leadership and intensity. If this team doesn't get amped up and play with some passion on "Pearl Day" we really have something to be worried about, IMO.
  19. Oh ****. You're not my wife are you?
  20. Later, bro. See you five days after the super bowl to talk free-agency.
  21. My wife keeps buying all that MacKenzie-Childs stuff. The checkered pattern. We have a chair that no one sits on, all the platters and serving bowls, picture frames, a wall clock, a coffee canister, a dog water/food bowl and a mat to go underneath. I'm only naming half the s$$t. I don't care about the money, and I couldn't care less about the way my house is decorated. I just think it's getting to be a bit much. The checkers are everywhere.
  22. I hear ya, brotha. Imagine Thompson after 2 seasons in the Syracuse strength and conditioning program though. With his size and shooting ability...my oh my. I think he could potentially play the stretch 4 in the NBA.
  23. We're not talking about things that make a man want to punt kittens or demand a divorce; like when your wife burns your bagel. We're talking about petty annoyances. Like a pet peeves thread for our women.
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